Why is the Above Poster an Imposter?

[yukithewhitewolf]

Your an imposter cause I sliced off the real Spriter SR|XL's head with a katana.

[lugia95]

You're an imposter because you used the wrong spelling of the word "you're".

[Nightmare Eater]

You're an imposter because the real you couldn't spell!

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're an imposter because your name is Steve. The REAL TDR's name is Bill.

[Nightmare Eater]

You're an imposter because none of those are my name and I have never met someone called Steve or Bill.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're an imposter because the REAL TDR isn't a Gallade-mutation-THING.

[lugia95]

You're an impostor because the real PokeMaster99999 doesn't type random words in all caps.

[kr9q]

You're an imposter because the real Lugia95's name is Bob and you're name is Bill.

[lugia95]

You're an impostor because I have honestly no clue what you're talking about. My name is neither Bob nor Bill, and it never has been.

[kr9q]

You're an imposter because you have a smartphone.

[lugia95]

You're an impoter because a) I don't have a smartphone and
                                       b) if I did that's no reason to call me an imposter.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're an imposter because Lugia is 249/247/252 (National, New, Johto), not 95 (which is Onix/Nidoran (f)/Gulpin/Mr. Mime/Escavalier [National, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova)

[lugia95]

You're an imposter for not realizing 95 was the year I was born.

[kr9q]

You're an imposter because you did not help me.

[Reshurott Inferno]

You're an imposter for not realizing 95 was the year I was born.

What, you were born in 1895?
*jokes* you were born in 1995.

You're not an imposter because you helped me.

You're an imposter because PKMN doesn't exist in your dimension.