1. Pour a magic droplet on the test.
2. The test will come to life.
3. It'll grow huge.
4. It'll grow a mouth.
5. It'll grow ugly, scary fangs.
6. It'll grow large red bloodshot evil eyes.
7. It'll grow arms and legs.
8. The test says, "Halt! You shall not pass!" It'll shove a hand in your face.
9. Brush it away.
10. Grab the test.
11. Rip it in half.
12. Throw it on the ground.
13. Business.
14. Walk past the torn test.
Voila! You've "passed" a standardized test!