Scenes We'd Like to See

[SirBlaziken]

"Well someone's been hitting the doughnuts."

Horrible fortunes from a fortune cookie.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"You are going to choke on me."

Things a wimbledon commentator wouldn't say

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"This is booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!"

Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"As the Scottish man holds the Wimbledon trophy aloft, the earth opens and swallows him whole."

Things you wouldn't hear on a science program.

[SirBlaziken]

"And Beckham hits a touchdown!" (It still fits)


Bad thing to say to a gang leader

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Forget me, where's YOUR money?"

Bad names for a Harry Potter book

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Harry Potter and the Magic of Ron Hubble"

Same Category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Harry Potter and the two other kids that can't act"

Bad things to hear on holiday

[sans the skeleton]

you better not be one of those tourist people or you gon get sliced and diced yo

Bad Places to confess your love for a bagel

[Meowstic Royalty]

Bad Places to confess your love for a bagel

^ This takes the award for weirdest category ever.

The site of the worlds largest microwave.

Unlikely love letters

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Dearest Johnny,
I love you so much that I killed the kids!
Love,
Sally"

Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

(Not sure if this is inappropriate, but I had the idea. Tell me if it is.)

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have chlamydia
And now so do you"

Bad greetings card messages

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Sorry I $%#^&* You Sister...."

Ling Ling meeting Pikachu?

[SirBlaziken]

(Erm.... Who's Ling Ling?)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

^(Ling Ling is a parody version of Pikachu)