Scenes We'd Like to See

[SirBlaziken]

Why do you look like me?

Books for the bargin bin.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Horton Kills a Who!"

Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"How to swing like Miley Cyrus"

Bad things to hear on your 4th birthday party,

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Happy Birthday sweetie. By the way, I killed Daddy!"

Worst title for a 007 movie

[Meowstic Royalty]

"007: Squirtle Edition"

(Because its pokemon no.007? Get it? Shut up)

Bad things to hear in court.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Judge (Sternly): I find you guilty- (Seductively) of being sexy! Mrrrrrrrroow!

Worst thing to say during a traffic stop

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Its times like this I'm glad we dont have Transformers."

Unlikely things to hear on a news report.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"And in other news, I haz cheezburger!"

Things Ash would say if he was drunk

[SirBlaziken]

"I just won the pokemon league!"

Unlikely newspaper headlines.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I Just Saved Up to 15 Percent by Switching to Geico!"

Same Category

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Reports of a mystery man loitering the area turned out to be me."

Bad things to hear on a train.

[SirBlaziken]

"Uh, where's the tracks."

Unlikely thing to hear a clergy say.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I'd like to announce today my children that I am gay!"

Same category

[SirBlaziken]

"You're all damned to hell!"

Unlikely things to hear at a bonfire

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Throw Susie into the fire! She's an EVIL witch!"

Books that a cat would write