Scenes We'd Like to See

[Meowstic Royalty]

"We're about to experience some minor waves. Followed by a lot of sinking.

Unhelpful things to say in a crisis

[SirBlaziken]

"We're all gonna die!"

Unlikely thing to hear from the CEO of McDonald's

[Meowstic Royalty]

"I do enjoy a good salad"

Bad things for your new president to say

[the bread dragon]

"congress and the courts have been destroyed!"

same category

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"My first act as President will be increasing taxes by 90%!"

Same category

[the bread dragon]

"we are changing the name of the white house to he orange-and-green house because it was too racist before"

same category

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I declare war on Canada!"

Worst thing that Grandma could say during dinner

[SirBlaziken]

"I hate all of you!"

Bad thing to say to a passionate sports fan.

[the bread dragon]

"LOL WHY DO YOU EVEN ENJOY SWEATY IDIOTS JOGGING AROUND MESSING WITH A BALL UR AN IDIOT"

bad hings to hear while driving a car

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"I cut the brakes!"

Same category

[SirBlaziken]

"And there goes both his right front tires!" (I made a reference)

Bad things to hear while eating fish

[Meowstic Royalty]

"You aren't supposed the eat the oyster's shells, sir"

Unappetizing things to read on a menu

[SirBlaziken]

Fried Rats Feet.

Same cat

[Meowstic Royalty]

Specials:
Monday - Crap
Tuesday - Crap
Wednesday - Crap
Thursday - Crap
Friday - Crap
Saturday - Super crap
Sunday - Youre fired ~ Manager

The worst thing to say when running for president.

[SirBlaziken]

"I'm a pedophile who also happens to be a terrorist!"

Bad songs to play at a funeral.