Scenes We'd Like to See

[Meowstic Royalty]

Your mother's buttocks

That's my line.

"When red lights are flashing, GET DOWN WITH THE GROOVE!"

Things you wouldn't hear on a children's show.

[SirBlaziken]

Your mother's buttocks

It's still funny.

NP SC

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Let's learn the alphabet! A is for Adopted, like you."

Bad things to hear on a flight to Mars.

[SirBlaziken]

"Uh.... What's Mars?"

Bad things to hear while delivering a pizza

[Hitmonchu]

"Well, we finally got rid of that alley cat!"

Bad things to say to your first date

[SirBlaziken]

If not gay: "I'm gay."
If gay: "I'm not gay."

That would make it awkward.


NP SC

[Meowstic Royalty]

"I'm so glad you came to dinner with me. I've been alone since my last 27 wives died of natural causes."

Bad things to say on your first day in the army.

[Hitmonchu]

"Hey guys, I just told that lovely man wearing sunglasses back there all about our secret plan against the enemy! I'm glad he was so interested!"

Bad things to say to a gorilla.

[SirBlaziken]

"Your mother was an ant, and your dad is dumb!"

Bad things to say when you're in the hunger games arena.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Twilight is better!"

Plot of worst Sylvester and Tweety cartoon

[Hitmonchu]

Tweety Bird dies of natural causes.

Bad things to use a Thunder Stone on.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Magikarp

Worst hunting season for Elmer Fudd to be part of

[Hitmonchu]

Your mother's buttocks.

Bad things to say to your sick friend.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

"Uh... Yeah... The doctor says you're gonna die...."

Worst New Year's resolution ever

[Hitmonchu]

To get a hangover.

Worst things to name a Goomy.