Scenes We'd Like to See

[SirBlaziken]

Hey, I love Justin Bieber, and kicking puppies!

Last thing you'd expect to hear at McDonald's

[Meowstic Royalty]

"I'm sorry sir, our burgers only go up to triple stack."
"Fine, then give me two of them and a staple gun."

Bad things for an astronaut to say on live feed.

[SirBlaziken]

"Houston, we have a problem."

The thing you'd never want to say at the dinner table.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Pull my finger."

Unappetising things to read on a menu.

[SirBlaziken]

Frog Tidbits


Same category

[Meowstic Royalty]

Specials:
Monday - Crap
Tuesday - Crap
Wednesday - crap
Thursday - Crap
Friday - Crap
Saturday - Lots of crap
Sunday - You're fired. - Manager.

Bad things to hear from a tour guide.

[SirBlaziken]

"I've never been here before."

Bad thing to hear on a cruise ship

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Has anyone else here seen Titanic?"

Bad things to say in a crowded shopping mall.

[SirBlaziken]

"I just farted."

Unlikely thing to hear on a school bus.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Red light. Still red... Still red... YELLOW, QUICK, DRIVE!"

Unlikely things to see on a roadsign.

(My own for that category - "when red lights flash... GET DOWN WITH THE GROOVE"

[SirBlaziken]

Speed Limit:

Does it even exist?


Last thing you'd like to hear while being chased by a rhino.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Stop drop and roll!"
*CRUNCH*
"Okay cancel that."

The worst thing for the Pope to say in his first public speech.

[SirBlaziken]

"I'm a homosexual muslim!"

I have nothing against Homosexuals or muslims.


Worst thing to hear just as you're about to beat a video game.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Come off that game, we're going to church."

Unlikely things to hear on the opening of the new Wembley stadium.

[SirBlaziken]

"This stadium isn't new. it's also made of cheese!"

Unlikely things to hear at a comic book convention