Scenes We'd Like to See

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Now what seems to be the - HOLY HELL!"

Bad things to hear on a tannoy system.

[SirBlaziken]

"The world is about to explode"

Unlikely thing to hear on a late night talk show

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Hi, I'm Jeremy Kyle and I'm here to solve problems from some gullible morons that made some cruddy decisions.

Kill me now."

Unlikely things to hear on a cookery show.

[SirBlaziken]

"Actually hate cooking, I just did it for the health benefits."

Last thing you want to hear on a weather show

[Meowstic Royalty]

"And here it will be raining... Meteorites."

Things a newsreader wouldn't say.

[SirBlaziken]

"HOLY HELL! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

Things you wouldn't hear on this topic.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Baby, baby, baby ooohh" (because I would shoot a crossbow bolt in their pie hole.)

Unlikely letters to TV channels.

[SirBlaziken]

Dear network,

You suck.



Unlikely things to hear at a bar or a place with a bar.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Hey baby, are you an angel? Cos I'm allergic to feathers. *vomits*"

Bad things to hear on the highway

[SirBlaziken]

"We've lowered the speed limit to 5 mph/kph."

The most unusual thing to hear at a pet store.

[Meowstic Royalty]

"Wanna by a parrot? He knows all the major swear words. Tell them Jerry."
"&%$#!!! &%$#!!! &%$#!!!"

Books headed straight for the bargain bin.

[SirBlaziken]

Walking

By: Ira N Alot (I run a lot)


Same category as before.

[Meowstic Royalty]

How to cross the street
By Luke Bothways.

Unhelpful safety advice

[Wolstenholme]

I had one for the books one
Maths: the basics. - Juan and Juan Mextoo (one and one makes two.)

Step 1. Run for your life!

Unlikely homework assignments.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Shoot Justin Bieber.

Unlikely song lyrics.