Favorite Quotes from TV and Movies.

[SirBlaziken]

We all have things said in movies and TV that amuse us and make us laugh. Also others make make us feel other emotions. So, share them here!

From the Big Bang Theory:

Leonard: I know you don't like it, but at least fake a smile.

*Sheldon smiles like the Joker*

Leonard: We're here to see Raj, not kill Batman!

[SaRo|Rapidash]

Sheldon's face in that scene is brilliant xD

From Glee -

Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A?

Santana: I thought you sucked, Fievel. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut.

[Kerou 犠牲]

"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Predator
"Get to the chopper!" - Predator
"It's not a tumour!" - Kindergarden Cop

Plus pretty much the whole of the original Total Recall; Arnie's a one liner genius

Will do a non-Arnie version at some point too!

[the bread dragon]

"FINLAND" - patrick star




thats it really

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

gandalf: "use the force, harry"

[SaRo|Rapidash]

From 2 broke girls:

"Fine doesn't mean fine.The scale goes Great, Good, Okay, Not Okay, I Hate You, Fine."

[Zubatman]

"If it bleeds we can kill it" - Predator
"Get to the chopper!" - Predator
"It's not a tumour!" - Kindergarden Cop

Damn! You beat me to all the good Arnold Quotes! (pretty sure there's others but I cant think of em now.)

"Go ahead, make my day" -Clint Eastwood

[Kerou 犠牲]

Most Patrick Bateman quotes >>>>>>>>>>

Might add to this tomorrow and go full in

[SirBlaziken]

From the Pirates of the Caribbean series:

Sailor: You're completely mad!
Jack Sparrow: Oh good, if I wasn't, this would never work.

*Sparrow sets off a huge chain reaction allowing him to get to the other ship*

Jack Sparrow: And that was without a single drop of rum.

[Wolstenholme]

(Airplane!)
ELAINE: Surely you can't be serious?
DR. RUMACK: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

(Airplane!)
DR. RUMACK: This woman needs to be taken to a hospital.
ELAINE: A hospital, What is it?
DR. RUMACK: A big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now.

Airplane is fab okay.

[The Shrub Dragon]

From Buffy:

Xander: (reading a newspaper) Angel, Angel, Angel.  Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? (Angel comes up behind him. He doesn't look up)  Hey, man, how you doing?
Angel: Buffy.
Buffy: Angel.
Xander: Xander.

[JSM]

Tbh just the whole of mean girls.

[Kerou 犠牲]

Blade Runner:
Roy Batty: All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

American Psycho:
Patrick Bateman: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

Tree Of Life:
Mr. O'Brien: I wanted to be loved because I was great; A big man. I'm nothing. Look at the glory around us; trees, birds. I lived in shame. I dishonored it all, and didn't notice the glory. I'm a foolish man.

500 Days (Of Summer)
Tom Hansen: This is lies. We are liars. Think about it. Why do people buy cards? It's not because they want to say how they feel. People buy cards because they can't say they feel or are afraid to. And we provide the service that let's them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. Or at least let them speak for themselves. Right?

2001: A Space Odyssey
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Dave Bowman: Yes, I'd like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.
HAL: It's called "Daisy."
[sings while slowing down]
HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.

A Clockwork Orange:
Alex DeLarge: There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

Children Of Men
Jasper: Julian and Theo met among a million protestors in a rally by chance. But they were there because of what they believed in in the first place, their faith. They wanted to change the world. And their faith kept them together. But by chance, Dylan was born.
Kee: [picks up another photo] This is him?
Jasper: Yeah, that's him. He'd have been about your age. Magical child. Beautiful. Their faith put in praxis.
Miriam: "Praxis"? What happened?
Jasper: Chance. He was their sweet little dream. He had little hands, little legs, little feet. Little lungs. And in 2008, along came the flu pandemic. And then, by chance, he was gone. You see, Theo's faith lost out to chance. So, why bother if life's going to make its own choices?


Probably missing some but oh well. The Blade Runner one is especially beautiful

[SirBlaziken]

V for Vendetta

Evey: Who are you?
V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey: Well I can see that.
V. : Of course you can, I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey: Oh, right.
V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
V. : I'm quite sure they will say so.

The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon: You have to help me, it's in the roommate agreement.
Leonard: Oh Sheldon.....
Sheldon: Section 74c. The various duties in case one of which becomes a robot.

*Leonard reads the document on the screen*

Leonard: I'll be damned.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Peggy (To Helga stuck in sewer pipe): Helga! You're supposed to be losing weight!
Helga (Holdin chopsticks and Chinese food): So I'm NOT Kate Moss. Big deal.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee I don't know. When you think about it, is there really any sewer bigger than the world of professional modelling?
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