I didn't have timestamps on atm, so sorry about that.
<Delicious_Scout>: ShinyBlaziken does not exist. He is Santa.
<Unhelpful_Insight>: Me = Santa is not a true statement.
<Unhelpful_Insight>: I'm not fat, and i'm certainly not jolly natured.
<Delicious_Scout>: It is false because I am false, and if I am false, then Dick is true,
and if Dick is true, magic is real.
<Unhelpful_Insight>: Huh? Where the hell did that come from?
<RubyRobin>: I'm true, I promise xD
<Unhelpful_Insight>: Then I'm false
<Inferna>: are you having an existential crisis scout
<Delicious_Scout>: Yes, and I am dead. Downthumbered
<Unhelpful_Insight>: If you're dead, then how can you type here?
<RubyRobin>: Magic
<Delicious_Scout>: We proved that Dick is real, so therefore magic.
<Unhelpful_Insight>: Oh, we did prove magic's existence, didn't we?
So I guess we proved the existence of magic. I'm so lost right now. xD