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Started by the bread dragon, May 30, 2015, 04:20

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Pam-the-Lamb

 I'm lowkey salty about having to work on a bank holiday.

Kerou 犠牲

I'm on a three day hangover and I'm starting to get bunged up

Petzbreeder

I'm unable to make disability jokes without sounding rude, despite having a disability myself. I find amputees are the easiest to make jokes out of.

That awkward moment when you ask an amputee to "give you a hand". I mean, there's no 'arm in asking, right?

How can I make jokes without sounding rude or insulting?

Milsap

Quote from: Petzbreeder on May 06, 2019, 13:59
I'm unable to make disability jokes without sounding rude, despite having a disability myself. I find amputees are the easiest to make jokes out of.

That awkward moment when you ask an amputee to "give you a hand". I mean, there's no 'arm in asking, right?

How can I make jokes without sounding rude or insulting?

It's the delivery, I think.
[Three Word Rule]

I occasionally write stories. Find them HERE

I also race cars from time to time on my YouTube Channel

Pam-the-Lamb

 I never usually get hay fever but today it has been doing me in.

Petzbreeder

Quote from: Milsap on May 08, 2019, 12:31
It's the delivery, I think.

How about these?

Epileptics hate clothes shopping. They dread the moment when they have to enter the "fitting" room.
If the shoe fits, give it medication.

I'm fairly certain I've heard these ones somewhere before.
I have epilepsy myself, so they aren't as bad.

The name master

I think my laptops broken. It ran out of battery. I plugged in the charger and now it won't turn on. The light saying it's charging comes on, but I can't turn it on at all. Help.
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

Petzbreeder

^Long time, no see!

I'm having trouble finding a decent graphics card that will look good in my new pc.

I've found a few graphics cards on Amazon, but all of them have one problem or another.

Some of them are no longer in stock
Some are available, but only second hand
Some are just absolutely butt-ugly!
And some are expensive LED ones.

I want to get an LED one, but my dad won't let me.
The reason I don't want to get a "butt-ugly" one, is because I can see inside my case through a glass side panel.

The name master

^I've been hiding in Discord.

Or, at least I was until my laptop broke. :(

Now I'll never know if people liked my stupid Kingler nickname. :(
Thanks to Inferna for one of the many reasons why I love Dragonite!

Pam-the-Lamb

^ Have you tried leaving it on charge for a bit before trying to turn it on?




Kill Team: Elites is out so I'm cracking on with my Death Guard. I've finished my boi with a Flail of Corruption but it hit me that I don't know how I want to base them. It's a toss-up between urban bases and muddy bases at the moment.

Also missed the Torchic Community Day on PoGo because I agreed to cover a shift. Like, I didn't plan on actually taking part in it but now I'm just hoping that I get the next one off since I've wanted a Slakoth for yonks but I'm stuck trying to get candies for a Flygon lol.


Petzbreeder

Quote from: Pam-the-Lamb on May 22, 2019, 22:59
I'm stuck trying to get candies for a Flygon

I'm trying to get Bulbasaur candies for the the mission A Ripple In Time, so I can complete Evolve an evolved grass-type Pokemon. Candies are a pain to get a hold of for me. On the bright side, Bulbasaur usually shows up frequently where I live. It has been a lot more cloudy than sunny recently though, so I've mostly been getting Pokemon such as Rattata.

Milsap

Niki Lauda died on Tuesday

So yeah, if people I admire would stop dying, that'd be great.
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I occasionally write stories. Find them HERE

I also race cars from time to time on my YouTube Channel

Petzbreeder

I saw the live action Aladdin at the cinema yesterday.

I was disappointed because.....
[spoiler]The snake Jafar battle didn't happen.[/spoiler]

Pam-the-Lamb

 I'm fairly certain that I ate too much on Tuesday so I'm eating less today to make up for it but getting enough protein in will be a challenge.

It's not too bad, like. I didn't gain substantial weight so I'm hoping to go below what I was on Tuesday by Saturday anyways.

Shaymin

my resting heart rate is like 120 lmaoooooo