Shower Thoughts

[Kpyna]

Post random profound or seemingly profound thoughts that you have during the day that just pop into your mind while showering, driving, or doing some other mindless task.

Like, as I sit here and eat lobster, I think about how earlier one of my friends said I was so lucky that I had it... But why is lobster such a delicacy when people won't eat like, tarantulas or other bugs? Lobsters are just water bugs...

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Like... is the only time we feel, when we can't feel?

[Milsap]

If you kill a killer, the amount of killers remains the same.

Whenever I hear the word "Egyptians" I never think of it referring to the people who currently live in Egypt.

Kid Rock should change his name to Adult Country.

The sentence, "We need to talk." is the most anxiety-inducing 4 word sentence in existence.

Maybe really rich and "successful" people tend to be miserable because that feel like they've "beat the game," and now life is just a bunch of side quests.

When the Three Wise Men brought those gifts to Jesus, were they for Christmas or his birthday?

Your bed is just a shelf for your body when you aren't using it

[Lord Raven]

If you kill a killer, the amount of killers remains the same.

What if a dude who is already a killer kills a killer?  Then the amount of killers decreases by one.

[Milsap]

Are slugs just homeless snails?

[not chloe]

Do birds ears pop when they fly?

[Milsap]

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?

Has anyone actually killed two birds with one stone?

[SirBlaziken]

Isn't sky uppercut just a nintendo shoryuken?

If a little snow is a Flurry and a lot is a Blizzard, does that speak for the quality of McDonald's and Dairy Queen's ice cream?

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

taps oan or taps aff?

[sylar]

always taps aff lads

[Lord Raven]

If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

x-rays bounce off the parts that actually matter for us to see, so this is simplistic

Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?

you can literally wrap yourself in film, you can also stand on a TV

Has anyone actually killed two birds with one stone?

man you shoulda seen me yesterday man i was a baller

everyone has mediocre shower thoughts

sorry

;/

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Sometimes I think about how I would have grown up if I didn't have a violent teacher when I was about 5.

Haha you expect to come home excited to watch CITV, not worried that your teacher has cut your face.

[Spriter]

How did I manage to make enemies of friends?

Shame, because there were some decent friends too.

[Kerou 犠牲]

Why am I who I am?

[SirBlaziken]

If a tree falls in a forest and no one's around to hear it, does anyone care if it makes a sound?