You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Akari MMS]

I guess it's the moving van

[Shaun Ogg]

Ah.

Or when you move house every time a new game comes out.

[Akari MMS]

When you catch a mouse and call it pikachu.

[Sailor Saturneon]

..When you think that all animals, including mammal lay eggs...

...When you attempt to breed two animals of different species thinking they're in the same egg group...

...When you think you can walk across a large city in several seconds...

...When you explosre largte caves thinking there must be smething important inside them or on the other side...

...When you say you don't have to go to school because you're a POkemon trainer...

[Akari MMS]

When you leave home at the age of 10

[TheHuntBegins]

When you stay in one pose for the rest of your life.

[Spectre Latios]

When the interior of anything house/cave/etc. is larger/smaller than the interior of anything else. (on the same floor)

[Flygon7]

When you understnad what the pokemon actually say.

Sorry if that has been done but I am too lazy to read through 8 pages.

[Spectre Latios]

When you wake up and see the pokemon intro short right before the game.

[Spectre Latios]

When you think you as a 10 year old can go into game arcades and play slots.

[Shaun Ogg]

....when no one is watching you, you cannot move and everyone stays in exactly the same place.

[Spectre Latios]

when someone said "start" you go around looking for a set of options like this.

Pokedex
Pokemon
Bag
PokeNav
Save/Load
(Your Name)
Options
End

[Joeno]

... when you believe evolution is a quick process that can be cancelled just by pressing 'B'.

Hey, who needs a few billion years of life to exist anyway?

[Wanderer Jiyuren]

when you think that twister that attacked your house the other day was Seadra or Dragonair playfully asking for a Pokemon battle.

[Turtlejosh]

...when you think a bike will just appear underneath you.