Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but you drop out an live on the street as a hobo who sell gunes an alcohol

i wis for some one to set the username legth to something shorter

[Arcanine ;; death rides a black horse]

Granted but now you can't have a username.

I wish I could read things out of book's like in Inkheart

[Gusparce]

Granted, but you are forced to read something about the world ending. I wish I could shoot pies out of my hands.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but tey explode on launch an they are burning hot they explode on you

i wish fo macintosh

[porygonpolygon777]

granted but it explodes!!!!!  i wish for another snorlax a boy to mate with my other (girl) snorlax!

[Buttons The Plural™]

Granted but they breed Bidoofs

i wish my shower worked

[Wss is 593]

Granted, but it's cold as ice. PERMANENTLY.

I wish for a poke ball containing a level 100 shaymin, sky form.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but the pokeball is jammed and you can't get the Shaymin out.

I wish that I didn't have writers block and had access to a computer so I could write my good ideas.

[Webby2]

Granted, but no one pays attention to your ideas

I wish I could go back to a place much simpler than this

[bull shark]

granted, but you end up trapped inside of a shell idk


i wish i'd give a damn

[Buttons The Plural™]

Granted but no one else does.

I wish i moved into a nicer place soon.

[porygonpolygon777]

granted someone shoots u and u move to heaven ^blocked    i wish that my two snrlax would mate

[Gusparce]

Umm...Granted but the offspring is a weird mutated Munchlax that can only learn Splash and Destiny Bond. I wish I could be an Ornithologist.

[Darkwing]

Granted... Sadly your boss at the lab is a cryptozoologist. How are you on Native American cryptids?

I wish I had a mating pair of Baby Water Dragons.

[Gusparce]

I Loves Cryptids! How is that sad? I want to find the Thunderbird.... But yeah, they mate and then die and explode shredding any evidence. I wish I had a baby pleosaur in my fish tank....