Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Darkwing]

Granted... However it grows... and I mean grows. The end result is similar to the Mokolo M'bembe.

I wish my boss would let me plan that burleque routine for the charity drive at work.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but it is canceled at the last minute.

I wish my snake was not vicious.

[Gusparce]

Granted, now its violent and crazy. I wish My bird would return  It opened its cage....

[THE ARBITER]

granted but when you go to see if its there you see it explode in a great ball of fane [you realy lost a bird]

i wish for gus to awser what is in the brakets of my post

[Gusparce]

Umm..Granted but I'm going to lie. (Actually, yes, it opened its cage and flew away  ) I wish I could get an axolotl as a pet now.....

[porygonpolygon777]

GRANTED BUT IT EXPLODES ON UR FACE!!!!!!!                                      I WISH MY SCHOOL LIFE DIDNT SUCK AND MY NOT SCHOOL PART TOO!!!!

[Phyrior]

Granted, but someone sidewinds you for constantly shouting at forum members, as well as inappropriate use of emotes.

I wish I knew a real zinger for the next poster.

[porygonpolygon777]

no not granted

[Phyrior]

no not granted

Shall we go over the rules again?

I wish these people would at least bother to look up the rules, instead of post blindly in a vain attempt at mimicry...

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but, the rules state that I must corrupt your wish, so unfortunately you jeopardized that wish for no reason- THE IDIOCY HAS SPREAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

I wish for a bike

[Buttons The Plural™]

Granted but the handle bars will be forever rusted stiff.

i wish i porygonpolygon777 wouldn't keep using text talk.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but you can only understand text speak.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich that tastes fine and is safe to eat.

[Buttons The Plural™]

Granted but a seagull will swoop down and steal it.

I wish i could fly

[Moon Chaser]

granted but as you have no training in flying you fly into the nearest power station and now have a fear of flying.

Wish that my ice cream would stop melting.

[Gusparce]

Granted, now it burns. I wish my birds would stop escaping.....(Two more dangit )