Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[lugia95]

Granted, but she decides to sing it tomorroww.

I wish I was millionaire.

[spritey]

Granted, but everyone becomes a billionare and you are then considered poor to them. Then your large mansion has a fire and all your money and belongings burn.

I wish for a chance to smack Team Plasma in the face.

[Backsauce]

granted, but when your chance comes, a wild Jynx distracts you with her luscious looks and when you look back, team plasma is gone!

I wish for a pony!...named sticky!

[The Penguin Vampire]

corrupted and granted instead you gain a stick called pony =P

I wish animals could talk

[Backsauce]

granted, all animals can talk but they don't talk to you, near you, or people around you.

I wish for 5 sticks all named sticky and 2 yellow sticks named StIcKy.

[spritey]

Granted but I steal them.

I wish for a wild Pansage encounter.

[Backsauce]

Granted, but when you throw a pokeball at it, the pokeball bounces off and the pansage runs.

I wish for an iceduck!

[spritey]

Granted but I kill it.

I wish for a wild Panpour encounter.

[Backsauce]

Granted, but when you find it, instead of using scald on your pokemon, it uses scald on you so you are now burned and have 6 hp left. I come in with my Jynx and use metronome. Turns out to be false swipe, you live with 1 hp left. Jynx then lays an egg. I throw the egg at you causing you to faint and causing the egg to immediately hatch. Smoochum pops out and taunts your pokemon so bad that they run away, but panpour stops them and kills it with crunch. Then I catch the panpour just so you can't have it.

I wish for a mystery egg.

[yk]

Granted but it's a Bad Egg!

I wish for a Wunderwaffle DG-3.

[spritey]

Granted but I steal it and you never get it back. Hehehe...

I wish for the next poster to be deserving of the golden wish I shall cast upon them.

[Infernalbird]

The next poster abuses the wish and destroys the universe with it. (YES!)

I wish for the ability to use FALCON PWANCH.

[OpalRhea]

Granted but it only has 1 PP and does damage only when the opponent is at full health, and it only does 1 point damage.

I wish I could go to the KH universe. And NOT have this world destroyed by darkness...

[lugia95]

Granted, but the worlds destroyed by light instead.

I wish that none of Backwashes posts could involve the words 'Jynx' or 'Smoochum.

[spritey]

Granted, but everyone else around you will say Jynx and Smoochum. Backsauce can't take it and is forced to join in so now he says 'jynx' or smoochum again and your head explodes. Your wish lasted 1 millisecond until the crisis happened.

I wish for shiny Gigalith.