Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but you accidentally lose connection to the dream world in the process of choosing it.

I wish anyone who had a bad wish would have their proper wish come true(how unlike me).

[lugia95]

Granted, but some of the wishes contradict each other, creating a paradox which destroys the world.

I wish I knew who the name-rater is.

[spritey]

Granted but then you die.

((I was going to wish the same lol.))

I wish for a new DS Game.

[Darkwing]

Granted.. but The Evil Ranger lived up to his name, and swapped your DS with a PSP.

I wish for the OP to have their wish granted without a negative consequence for them.

[spritey]

Granted, but they already suffered wish corruption before since their wishes were spoiled and forgotten long before you wished that.

I wish I had Pokemon White.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but it was Pokemon Black.

I wish for a whole new (evil) world.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but its an old evil world       I wish my phone wasn't so slow

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted...but I crushed it with my PSYCHIC POWERS!

I wish I had a derp

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but I herp it to a herpaderp.
I wish I could shoot the moon.

[spritey]

Granted, but Uranus, Neptune, Jupiter, Saturn, and the entire solar system gets mad at you and sucks you into a black hole.

I wish for Pokemon Black.

[yk]

Granted, but its the ghost one. (Google it)


I wish for 1012489120471298740957398 Master Balls.

[spritey]

Granted but all the Master Balls join together into one giant Master Ball that catches the planet in one big Master Ball. Then everyone suffocates inside, starting with you. =P

I wish for the future Pokemon Gray.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but it was just pokemon black and white cut down the middle and put together.

I wish a new evil TV show would come on.

[Ryan - The Pokeio]

Granted, but the TV show recruits you and they try to burn you on the cross.

I wish that the next Pokemon game is a remake of Emerald.

[spritey]

Granted but you can't get it.

(I don't want a remake for that game, though.) =0

I wish any pokemon can disguise themselves as other pokemon outside of battle, so I can trade a Patrat for something I want and tell them that the Patrat is a Metagross in disguise. (which it is not.)