Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but people set it on fire to check if it really is a Metagross.
(Search "Meet the Spychecker" on YouTube for added lulz)

I wish for cake. Ice cream cake.

[spritey]

Granted but it melts and I eat the little chips.

I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish and make a wish.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but your wish actually comes true properly.

I wish more moves had explosions in them.

[Kona]

Every move has an explosion in it.

I wish I had an Unusual Brainslug hat with Burning Flames on Team Fortress 2

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but the hat turns out to actually be a SPAH.

I wish for a working, not very smelly toilet in my room so I don't have to get up and walk so much.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but for that to happan, your room has to be expanded so the walk is longer.

I wish I wouldn't talk about evil so much.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

O.K, unfortuantly, Its only the word evil you dont talk about.

I wish for whatever the next poster gives me!

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. No soup for you!

I wish that Elysium wasn't so long....

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted.I made it even longer.

I wish I could do what I was going to do when I was young...

FLASHBACK TIAM!

I'm going to blast half of the moon!

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but you blast 3 quarters instead    I wish I was at the beach

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but the water isn't water, Its lava. And those are spycrabs (everyones making tf2 refrences, so I'm joining in! my steam name is millzyy154 if anyone else plays)
I wish to dance if I wasnt to, to leave my freinds behind, cos my freinds dont dance and if they dont dance, well there no freind of mine *bursts out dancing*

[Nightmare Eater]

So you want to dance? Granted but dancing is forbidden anyway.

I wish that something got frozen.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted. It's you.
*Cue "I was frozen today" sound clip.

Give me a blue, with extra red. And a dash of green, if you please.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

^ Oh, my, GOD! You watch the nostalgia critic, as well as play TF2 and pokemon. Dear god. Y-Your like me! Nearly exactly! I dont want too corrupt your wish anymore! But I have to.
granted. But the Blue & green is frozen grass, becouse everything is frozen now. And the red? You were so depressed... work the rest of it out.
I wish I had SKILLZ (with a Z)

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but you have SKILLS with an 's'   I wish I didnt have school tomorow