Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, so you had it today in the past.

I wish explode was spelled explooode! with the ooooode.

[Kona]

It gets changed to Explooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode.

I wish I had a pet cow.

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but its a pig...     wish I wasnt so hungry

[~Evanscence~]

Granted, but when you are hungry, you crave all the foods you hate.

I wish my homework could just complete itself.

[Skyler and Blazer]

GRanted, but it explodes afterwards.

I wish I had a 3DS and the new LoZ game to go with it...

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but you dont get a game...    I wish I wasnt up so early

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted so you woke up earlier.

I wish it would rain food.

[Backsauce]

granted, it rained 92 miles away from you and it lasted for about .02648 seconds. Also the only food that came down from the sky was a molecule of Broccoli.

I wish for DW to be open right now.

[spritey]

Granted but you don't get it.

I wish for perfect fruits.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish French was easier to learn.

[lk_01112]

Granted but now you can only understand French.

I wish I won the lottery

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Granted but so did 8.5 billion people so you only won about a fiver...   I wish I could go o australia for a holiday

[Phyrior]

Granted, but you die a horrible, horrible death by wombat.

I wish I could get a tour of Game Freak Studios.

[Spriter]

Granted, Happens in your dreams, though.


I wish Jerks weren't Jerks.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted so they become extreme jerks instead of jerks.

I wish that Sunny Day was a real life move.