Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but now every pokemon that has it goes extinct. Nice job.

I wish I was older.

[lk_01112]

Granted but you are now as old as your grandparents and everybody treats you as an old man.

I wish I had control over time.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but everyone you've ever known is dead, and all you can do is go back in time and watch, never interfere...

I wish I wasn't as cold-sounding with these backfires...

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, so instead you burn any wish that comes your way.

I wish pokemon faint slower.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted. But it takes the rest of your life, and you cant do anything else but watch it.

I wish for-

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Here's your -

I wish I understood what some of these wishes meant.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. All of the wishes anyone has ever received, you also receive. That's the best way to understand them! ^_^

[spritey]

For not having a wish Jirachi puts a curse on you.

I wish for a giant pokeball that would not crush me or imprison me inside.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. It shatters, and the glass pierces every part of you.

I wish I could find my Cyndaquil plushie D:

[spritey]

Granted, but when you found it it had loose threads and there was stuffing popping out.

I wish I could find my Pikachu plushie.

[lugia95]

Granted, but its on a really high shelf where no-one you know can reach.

I wish I was the last poster on this topic.

[spritey]

Granted but then Mushroom, the last post on the page king, gets mad and posts after a while to break it up.

I wish for flaming swords.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but since their flaming, you can't hold them. At all.

I wish a giant energy beam would come down and hit me in the head.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. It doesn't kill you, it just fuses your head into the floor, making you immortal but you always have that constant feeling that something is stuck to your head. Oh yeah.

I wish I had another Sweet Onion hamburger to eat!

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted, but your hamburger lacked ham. And sweet onions.

I wish curse had its ??? type again.