Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted cause I accidentally shot it with a 12 gauge Shotgun while I was deer hunting.

I wish my parents and brother were still alive and I don't die on the wishes backfire.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You also don't die but turn into a ventriloquist dummy voiced by Jeff Dunham and thrown away after one appearance because the audience hated everything about you!

I wish Gwenyth Paltrow was dead instead of Heath Ledger!

[sans the skeleton]

Granted, but Heath Ledger has the heart attack anyway and dies. What a waste of a wish...

I wish that my wish wasn't corrupted.

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but your next wish gets corrupted worse than you can imagine.

I wish to be more awesome than Chuck Norris.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but your body is not capable of handling such levels of awesome, and thus, it disintergrates. You die.

I wish for a highly unstable hydrogen bomb to be placed in my garden, while it is constantly being kicked by an angry dwarf.

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted but it's an unstable mini H-Bomb so when it blows up only your block goes.

I wish I could transform people into what ever I want just by looking and thinking about what i want them to be and my head and other vital organs would be destroyed from it.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Unfortunatly, you decided to test it in front of mirror and well...

I wish it was 12:00

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted It's 12:00 in China

I wish I had a voodoo doll of my sister

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. unfortunately for you she ALSO wished for a voodoo doll and stabbed you to death!

I wish I had infinite money!

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted but it's all counterfeit

I wish I could time travel.

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but when you go back in time, you cause the death of your great x 10 grandparents and you cease to exist, creating a time paradox.

I wish for a fish to be my dish.

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted your now eating Spaghetti off a fish.

I wish I can rewind life and then redo events I want to change.

[Sizacu]

Granted. You redo the events you wished to change, but the animate object involved do things you weren't expecting them to do.

I wish for a wish that can wish for another wish.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Here is a ring that gives you infinite wishes with no negative effects whatsoever and can undo any wish you make so you can change it and ask for something else and you won't have to worry about lacking wishes. Oh wait, you didn't wish for this? Sorry, I guess this goes next door.

I wish for a PlaystationWii60 Slim XL Portable Computer that can play everything in the world with free online and can't break or get any viruses no matter what happens.

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted but the companies that make the systems recalled them for their unstable mini nuclear power cores.


I wish I had Assassin's Creed Signature Edition that I would win in a Assassin's Creed Trivia Contest.