Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Owen Daynes]

Granted, but it is lost in the mail.

I wish for a Llama. :3

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted here's your "llama" badge

I wish I could teleport myself into video games

[Ninetalesgirl421]

Granted, but you can't teleport yourself out.

I wish for rocket-powered boots.

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted, but you can't teleport yourself out.

I wish for rocket-powered boots.

Sweet Assassin's Creed Brotherhood here I come.

Granted They're out of fuel

I wish I had a hookblade

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is in your skull and you are dead!

I wish Meredith Viera would get mauled by a polar bear that thinks she's a seal because she is wearing a brown fur coat!

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted but you were mauled first.

I wish I had a real Glaceon.

[♥MotionlessInWhite♥]

Granted. Now it suddenly changed to a Trubbish! Meh.

I wish I had more Key Lime Pie yogurt....

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted but it is extremely expired and moldy....

I wish I could get a new computer!

[yukithewhitewolf]

granted you stole Bill Gates Computer and got arrested

I wish I could get my sister to stop being Wiccan

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. She is now practicing Santeria!

I wish I could get more money!

[yukithewhitewolf]

(What's that?)

Granted you get 300000 Yen

I wish to be able to speek Japanese

[Captain Jigglypuff]

granted it is a dead language now!

I wish I had a new microwave!

[IvanWolf♥]

Granted; it explodes and you die

I wish my dear Ivan loved me just as much as I love him~ <33333

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Only is he in love with you, he's OBSESSED with you and follows and watches everything you do including showering and cutting your toenails. You then have to file an extreme restraining order against him....

I wish for a video camera!

[yukithewhitewolf]

Granted it is an old 1980's camera

I wish I had an animus