Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, no-one wants to be friends with anyone so we either hate each other or go out with each other. And, of course, in a world like this, only the best looking people have any friends as they are the only ones that can pick up people

I wish I lived in a world where everyone has heard that the bird is the word (3 guesses what I watched last night

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It is now universally known...










...As being the most shunned word since saying it will bring death and chaos to innocent people!!!!










I wish I had a new computer....

[hermesguy]

Granted, but the monitor constantly plays the Trololo Song, so you can't use it.

I wish I had a working copy of Pokemon Blue.

[lugia95]

Granted, but you don't have a game-boy to play it on.


I wish for a working Wii U.

[SapphireUmbreon01]

Granted, but no games to play with it and there are no wii u games in existence.

I wish BLOPS 2 will be the best game EVA!!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It's the best game ever....to crash and set your house on fire....

I with I had some shrimp scampi!

[spritey]

Granted. You get the new Shrimp Scampi Frita from Olive Garden. But it's VERY expensive, so you eat it but you can't pay for it. Now you have to spend your time working off ALL of the money by cleaning Olive Garden's toilets. They are very dirty.

I wish for world peace.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Everyone stops and permenantly forgets how to fight with each other and it is VERY peaceful....


























...Until the aliens come and take over the planet and easily enslaves us all since no one knows how to defend themselves now. Feeling good about yourself now?

I wish I had a George Foreman grill!!!!

[spritey]

Granted. It falls on you. You're dead.

I wish for a pie.

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted. It falls on you. You're dead.

I wish for a pie.

Granted you may have a pie..in your face

I wish you could catch shaymin in black without an event

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You catch a Shaymin and send it out into battle when it Transforms back into a Ditto....

I wish my package would come!

[spritey]

Granted you may have a pie..in your face

I already knew that was coming. Tasty.

Granted. But...you find a bomb inside. SPLAT!

[hermesguy]

You forgot the wish. I'll go next.

I wish I had a copy of every single mainstream Pokemon game, the platform to play it on, and the means to get past event Pokemon.

[lugia95]

Granted, but their all in a foreign language that you can't understand.

I wish for a way of getting knowledge into my brain without the need for hours of studying.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Unfortunately for you this makes you a super genius and are seen as a HUGE threat to all civilization that the world's government (including the Middle East) decide to lock you away in a cell far underground to die all alone and never to see sunlight or another living being ever again. You then become extremely insane and lose all your humanity in you prison....

I wish I had some ice cream!