Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you only play ou.

I wish that people would realize that Mega Blaziken is the best around!

[Wolstenholme]

NOT GRANTED OKAY.

I wish Typhlosion got more recognition. Then I could be friends with the world.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, then the world explodes.

I wish that you'd watch this!

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/pokebankoubeta-58292383

[quack98]

Granted, but I laugh at how bad your team is.

I wish I could get a shiny Dratini

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it completely glitches your game and it doesn't work.

I wish for a giant, electric flyswatter.

[quack98]

Granted, but it can't be used on flies.

I wish to be stronger than Nate.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you're stronger than some other guy named nate. Not your bro.

I wish that I had a real life mega blaziken.

[quack98]

Granted, but it is pathetically weak and is a liability.

I wish for an electric fly swatter also. But not to swat flies...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. It electrocutes you as soonas you pick it up....

I wish I had a LOZ Special Edition Wii U!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but, it's just a cardboard cut out of it.

I wish for food.

[Jackal]

Granted, But you don't like it, even though it smells so good.

I wish I could have 7 'Mons.... I want Gengar and Arceus

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Gengar and Arceus then kill you!

I wish for a cute and smart little Yorkie puppy!

[Jackal]

Granted, but now I'm sad and envious.

I wish I knew how long it took for my dragon to hatch. *Hint* *Hint*

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You know the answer but then it hatches and the dragon dismembers you.

I wish I could speak Squirrel!

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but all you can speak in it is swear words and insults.


I wish for people to like my jokes.