Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Neotenens]

Granted. EVs and Pokemon Amie no longer exist.

I wish for an ability that is both Protean and Adaptability at the same time.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted. I help you with it.

Not really a corruption

Granted, but you're banned from everything. Including life.

I wish to be able to rap like your stereotypical african american

[E.C.A.M.B.S.]

Not really a corruption

Well since the point of this topic is to corrupt someone's wish, deciding not to corrupt it is technically a corruption I think?

Granted. You can rap like your stereotypical african american, but it gets you nowhere

I wish I had more free time

[Neotenens]

Granted. You are now, and forever shall be, unemployed.

I wish for bacon.

[the bread dragon]

its canadian bacon

i wish i could write faster

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted, you turn into Sanic, meaning that whenever you move or are moved Sanic's theme pierces everyone's ears, including yours, causing instant, unbearable pain.

I wish I were Sanic.

[the bread dragon]

granted. whenever you move or are moved Sanic's theme pierces everyone's ears, including yours, causing instant, unbearable pain. you gotta go so fast that u ded


i wish i could stand without excruciating pain in my foot

[Neotenens]

its canadian bacon

We Canadians eat normal bacon. There is no such thing as Canadian bacon. My wish was not corrupted. You have failed.

Anyway, granted. Your legs are amputated, and you now have prosthetic legs.

I wish for a Dracossack.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. All is well until you learn that your Dracossack came from someone named Draco and off a certain part of his body....

I wish I had a Jirachi!

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. That Jirachi wishes you to horribly corrupt itself, thus ending in the whole Pokémon World exploding.

I wish whenever Captain Jigglypuff talked Doctor Wily's Theme (Fortress 1 to 2, from "Megaman II") sounded.

[Neotenens]

Granted. It plays at 3 billion decibels, and your ears explode.

I wish school was more interactive and less linear and boring.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, for your assignment, you must survive through the entire Iliad without dying.

I wish that I had more winter break.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. You turn out to be an ignorant and die looking for food; in fact, you found a Justin Bieber CD and you thought it was food, and the eaten CD turned to be poison.

I wish Golurk were more epic.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but it becomes so epic that you blow up.

I wish that greninja wasn't going to be banned.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Non-Mega Blaziken and Lucario are now banned.

I wish I had a talking kitty cat named Mr. Fluffums!