Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but it's so bright it burns anything that comes within 90,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kilometers of it.

I wish for a harmonica.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted but it causes an allegic rection and you blow up like a blowfish.

I wish to see a cherry pie.

[Awkward Squirtle]

Granted, but it makes you so hungry that you go mad when you realise you can't get it.

I wish that we'd get a release date in the uk that's good for me and before the current release date for HGSS, and I could get it, and nothing bad would happen to me, and it was as good as everyone says.

[Moon Chaser]

Granted but it was released 300 years in the past

I wish that I have a perfect apple.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but Team Skull steals it for themselves, yep yep!

I wish my grandpa would stop cracking jokes about me having an boyfriend! Which I don't!

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but you get a boyfriend who cracks jokes about your grandpa all the time.

I wish I had a cardboard cutout of Hillary Clinton (the U.S. secretary of the state) and a bottle of non-ignited gasoline.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but the cutout catches on fire, and the gasoline goes with it.

I wish I had my soulsilver game already! (March 14th is a few weeks from now! I NEED it!)

[MOP]

Granted but it catches fire and explodes.

I wish this house had more than one toilet. >_<

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but the cutout catches on fire, and the gasoline goes with it.

thank you. (2:40)

Ok. You are now homeless living in the mall.


I wish I had a facebook account.

[Spriter]

Granted,but it's fake and you get arrested

[Sizacu]

I wish my charger could charge all sorts of things! :3

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but now your TV only has one channel.

I wish Shawn loved me too.

[Avian]

Granted, but Shawn died a second later.

I wish I could kill Crack Llama.

[iKod]

Granted, but Crick Llama kills you before you get a chance to.

I wish to be immune to poison, and impervious.

[SilverFlame]

Granted, but you'll vanish off of the face of the earth. Forever.

I wish I had a non-corrupted wish.