Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted. Your best friend is now a car. =3
I don't think he enjoys it, though. >.>

I wish for a sandwich. (^..^)

[Spinda]

Granted, but it's an evil sandwich!

I wish for Big Brother's Little Brother to be on now instead of 6:00pm.

[Hicky]

Granted, but Dermot only rescheduled it because he has turned into an ogre and ogres succumb to the night at 6 P.M. - thus, you are sent into shock by his face.

I wish for the US to be communist.

[Spinda]

XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...

Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.

I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.

[Y2Jt]

Granted but it has holes in it and you get soaked

I wish ash wasn't so stupid

[Webby2]

Granted, but you are super intelligent, too intelligent, and no one likes you because of it.

Granted, but you start mutating into Katy Perry.

I wish for that =P

[Hicky]

XD However Dermot hasn't presented it since 2007...it's been George Lamb...

Granted, but the US then bans hot dogs.

I wish to stand under Rihanna's Umbrella-ella-ella-ay-ay-ay.

Oh, well I didn't know because I have basically never watched it in my life except in 2007 so SHUT UP.

Granted, but it is This Katy Perry. You become totally anonymous.

I wish I didn't just spend 10 minutes looking through Facebook for non-famous Katie Perries.

[sishkabab]

granted, you spent an hour instead

i wish i had some cheese

[Y2Jt]

Granted but its full of magots

I wish there was no such thing as exams

[Webby2]

Granted but you don't get any grades and become unemployed, homeless etc

I wish I was magic.

[Charlie The Umbreon]

Granted, but you cant control it and you kill yourself. c:

I wish I was Mrs Gerard Way. xD

[Caldoran]

Granted, but you'll be abused and neglected and have your wrists cut all the time.

I wish I had a calculator

[Webby2]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I was with Cheryl Cole now.

[Spinda]

SHUT UP.

WHY DON'T YOU. CAPS LOCK IS FUN.

Granted, but Girls Aloud suddenly get 47% less popular.

I wish I had a t-shirt that says 'Again, and, Again'.

[Hicky]

Granted, but street gangsters beat you again and again, true to your t-shirt.

I wish I had a fountain.