Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but the only pets allowed are earthworms and sewer rats.

I wish I could go to Disneyworld in Florida again.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but you only make it as far as the gate before it all topples down

I wish that whenever oil is involved in cooking I don't somehow manage to get splashed in the face! IT HURTS, DANG NABBIT!

[Gusparce]

Granted, now its all over your body. I wish Dunsparce had an invincible, immortal dragon evolution.

[Liam]

Granted, but he only has 1 in every stat.

I wish Pinsir learnt DESTINY BOND

[Gusparce]

Granted, but now thats all it learns. I wish Delibird had an evolution.

[Roxxy the Zangoose]

Granted, but its really lame and weak.

I wish Roxxy wins the battle against Jake the Abra.

[Phyrior]

Granted, but it's a win by default (the Abra teleported).

I wish Roxxy and Gus would quit bickering and get along already... Sheesh...

[Gusparce]

That....that...cant be possible. But if I have to grant it, they stopped for three seconds. I wish Gus had unlimited power forever, and cant die or get sick/hurt.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but, he can not move: ever
I wish that what I think is going to happen on light in the shadows will

[Gusparce]

(( I'm curios, what would that be? )) Granted, but your character dies in a turn of events. I wish I could fly.

[THE ARBITER]

granted but you get hit by the move thunder an get toasted an sent to africa where they eat snakes an bugs

i wish fo a orange

[Gusparce]

An orange-man eating monster. I wish that I could make awesome sprites.....

[Phyrior]

Due to your wish for what you already possess, your skills have been downgraded to... adequate...

Hmm... Speaking of which, I wish I knew a spriter who wouldn't mind doing a few custom requests...

[Gusparce]

(( I would but I....dont do customs well. I make awesome sprites? ))  Granted , but not for you.  I wish I could make good customs.....

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

granted, but unfortionatly, I hear you wrong.
you got a castform in leafgreen!
I wish jake the abra kadabra gets caught instead of gus