Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[purplerush]

Granted mouldy maggot surprize it is!

I wish ^he^ wasn't a dunsparce but a zangoose =P

[Gusparce]

.....Gr...Gran..Granted but I rule the world. I wish Dunsparces could actually fly....

[purplerush]

Granted but now they have to live under water.
I wish the sky was purple with green polkadots.

[yk]

Granted but the green polkadots were actually a bunch of asteroids going to hit the planet!

I wish that I was immortal.

[Tom™]

OK, but you will be in dire and excruciating pain forever when I put this knife through you.


I wish this post started the 100th page.

[yk]

Granted but since the 100th page doesn't exist you're back at the 99th page!

I wish that someone will grant my wish..

[Tom™]

Granted but then I take that wish away which means it's not granted.

=D


I wish I could speak emoticons without sounding like a fool.

[purplerush]

Granted but you cannot speak normally anymore.
I wish there was something good on tv.

[yk]

Granted but its Teletubbies!!!!!

I wish that nobody will grant my wish.

[baths]

Not granted? Granted? :s

I wish airplanes in the night sky weren't like shooting stars.

[purplerush]

Granted. WOOOSH METEORITE!
I wish I had smarties =3

[yk]

Granted but they're 2 years past the best before date.

I wish that Aliens landed on Earth.

[Blue Fire]

Granted but they take you away and do experiments on you.
I wish you didnt corrupt this wish

[purplerush]

Granted!...Wait no it isn't >=D That wish blows up in your face
I wish your hair would fall out.

[Tom™]

Granted but you cannot speak normally anymore.

=D! =D=D=D, :/. @_@


Granted, but then I take over the world.

SNIPED

Granted, but then it grows back instantly


I wish, i wish. I wish i was a fish