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[sylar]

dear loz's homework

do you see the trouble you have caused
you're tearing the family apart

you're dead to me

john

[Apprentice]

Dear John (harhar pun),

Tell me how to talk to paper.

-A

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear Friend,
When I get back, you'd better be able to tell me what the last sixty pages of Oliver Twist are about. What, I'm supposed to actually read the rest of this?
Kind regards,
Your prone-to-procrastination buddy.

[kr9q]

Dear, Angel (my cat)
Why do you have to scratch me all the time. On weekends I like to sleep in but, no you have to wake me up. With your claws! Do you know how uncomfertable it is to sleep in the Fetal Position? Its not that comfertable. I love you, yes I do but, I would really like it if you stopped. And don't come meowing to me when I knock you off the bed for it.
Signed,
Barbara Lyons (Not my real name)

[sylar]

dear jim please will you fix it for me -A

it's an art. you've probably never heard of it...........

- john

[Sebastian Moran]

dear martin freeman, 
Kindly stop being in terrible things. I don't know why you insist on doing this and it just makes me sad. Also I am a big fan of hate your face. And you. I hate the fact that you've made me watch so many awful things just because you are in them. I hated Nativity with a burning passion but at least you were shouting at children throughout. but these last romantic comedies I think will be too much. I just watched a clip of you in What's Your Number? and now I want to go on a killing spree armed with a brick. So, I admit defeat. You win. Now stop it. 
lots of hate, M 
 

[sylar]

dear mark

but zachary quinto is in what's your number
remember the thing with the shirts?
yeah me too

- john

[Sebastian Moran]

Dear John 
It's a conspiracy. Or they're trying to out-hipster each other, a phrase which here means, "appear in as many terrible-looking films as the other". 
Unless I'm being unfairly biased towards romcoms but come on 
Both this and that god-awful "swinging with the finkels" thing 
I mean 
jumpers, shirts... yeah okay 
But come back to me when Mr Quinto has starred in a film involving a horrific troupe of all-singing, all-dancing children by which we are meant to be charmed. Though it did have Jason Watkins in it too so.. swings and roundabouts. Which are unfortunately also covered with annoying children. 
love, M 
 

[sylar]

dear mark

i'm not sure i need to find that kind of film, but he did direct buddy n andy which was about a butcher and a steak. he has also picked a bunch of dumb sounding movies for after star trek 12 from what i've heard.
basically both of them are trying to get their fans to hate them completely, but i'm sure it's just a matter of survival of the fittest. they'll pull through soon... i hope.
re: nativity; i thought it was cute but then again i was asleep through most of it

- john

[Sebastian Moran]

dear John 
Oh dear. I think that they are both just taking the piss because they can. And then martin became the hobbit. I'm not sure what happened there. I expect I'll have to go and see that even though I was bored senseless by lord of the rings. There really seem to be few films that I enjoy, which is a pain. 
But maybe they are growing out of it? 
I think I just really dislike singing and cutesy children. Also wholesome fun about What Is Good And Right. Also love stories. Also christmassy-themed things. Then again I really quite like Love Actually so go figure. Though that does have Bill Nighy and Emma Thompson. 
love, M 
 

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Dear Local Old people

I was in a rush today to get to the bus, and I do not apreciate the fact that you seem to enjoy "pushing" infront of me in the streets and slowing down, I mean, you have a right to be infront, but don't slow down!

The amount of times I was seperated from my friends today because old people walked infront of me and just started to walk slower its really freaking annoying, but they seem to be oblivious to what their doing.

From
      Your friendly neighbourhood me

[Spriter]

Dear the girl who I cannot name,

Please don't read through that notebook. If so, I'm dead, and you'll hate me forever.

From Will

[MOP]

Dear you know who you are,
you know exactly what I'm thinking and what that means. You know what to do about this too so make sure you do it.
Love,
You know who

[pika99]

dear will

stop writing gay things in me

from,
your notebook

[OranBerrySandvich]

Dear Steve,
Get to sleep, seriously. You have school tomorrow. Now is NOT the time to be drawing a manga version of the Heavy, or making a half-hearted attempt at a sprite.
Steve.

Dear hunger,
Go away, it's 12:30, I'll eat when I wake up.

Dear artistic talent,
Please improve so I may make an animated gif using Flipnote Studio.