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[ginrei]

DEAR HOUSEMATE AND PART TIME SQUATTER

It's been TWO WEEKS since the bonfire party. The back garden is still littered with boxes for fireworks, used sparklers, bits of wood, not to mention the empty bottles and cans all over the furniture. And since I cleaned the house BY MYSELF the following morning- which included scrubbing the fire extinguisher and spilled drinks stickiness off the floor as well as peeling a tampon that some comedian put in someone's drink off my bedroom carpet- I think it's only fair that you two do your share and tidy outside before the neighbours start complaining.

Always the bad guy, Claire

PS: When I ask if you can kindly phone up about our internet so I can finish my college work- bearing in mind the account is in YOUR name so I can't do anything about it myself- would mind doing it asap and not whenever it's time for you to download more trashy American vampire porn? Cheers.

[That Girl in the 'Roo Suit]

Dear you,

<3

Love, me

[Dior]

Dear girls in my class,

Now I see why everyone calls us cos-sluts, the few of you idiots running around getting pregnant/trying to or not being able to keep your legs shut. Die.

Much love, me.

[Shaymin]

Dear Lugiafanatic

stop being a racist plz

From Shaymin

[Lugiafanatic]

Dear Lugiafanatic

stop being a racist plz

From Shaymin

I was joking, lol. >_>

[Shaymin]

Dear Lugaifanatic

i was being srs

from Shaymin

[Lugiafanatic]

Dear Lugaifanatic

i was being srs

from Shaymin

I was JOKING about the tea thing.

[saillith]

Dear South Africa

Just win this friggin' rugby match already so we can get on with life.

Love from me <3

[sylar]

dear tumblr

get it together bro i got zq to spam

[Webby2]

Dear Loz and Lugia

Keep it chill please. Don't want this escalating from here; now let's move on with the topic.

Tah guys.

[Liam]

Dear Morley's,

£1 for 3 wings and chips is amazing. I love you, please don't give me tummyache!

Lotsalove, Liam~

[MOP]

Dear self,
buy the good smell stuff so you can be the man who smells like the man she wants.

[Kdintranet & Scizau]

Dear Cafe Nero guy

Thankyou for the free 99p flake with my hot chocolate.

Kieran

[saillith]

Dear Miss MSN Stalker >>

Gonnae go and stop STALKING me like an actual CREEP!?

I BLOCKED you and DELETED you from MSN. I DELETED you from Facebook. And I even created a new Deviantart account so you couldnt get through to me that way.

What do you go and do?

Get your little buddy to add my BOYFRIEND on Facebook because you knew damn well that he wouldnt add YOU. Why? So you can pass on little messages through him, to my boyfriend, to tell me.

Get your head checked out darling.

This is borderline obsession. And if it's a romantic thing? I'm afraid I'm happily taken and don't swing that way.

Just.

Give.

UP.

[ShiraBliss]

Dear family,

Its thanksgiving - yiu know, Family Time! - yet you somehow managed to make me miserable.

Good Job.

~ depressed person who finally remembers why she doesnt want to get closer to any of you.