Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Spook]

Granted - It dies. Just go pick its Dead body up.

I wish for my hair back ;_;

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted, someone staples it to your head.

I wish that this wish would go horribly wrong.

[q.c.™]

Michael Jackson shows up at your front door. Right now. Alone.




I wish for Barack Obama to grow out an afro.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

First of all Micheal Jackson DIED.

Granted, he raises your taxes to pay for it.

I wish for a massage chair

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but it's been poisoned.

I wish I could play a sport.

[master1]

Granted. You know how to play golf but you're not very good at it.

I wish my trousers were on backwards.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but then two diseases mix to create a new disease that you're not immune to.

I wish I had all of the Pokemon games and the consoles to use them.

[master1]

Granted, but you have to live with an Amish family.

I wish people could appreciate animation more.

[TheAbandonedRose]

granted, but then they grew to hate anything nonanimated, so they destroy everything.

I wish I live in a tree.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted, but you teleport on top of somone near the ocean, fall in and drown.

I wish for a garfield comic to read.

[master1]

Granted. The comic consists of three panels in which Garfield does and says nothing.

I wish for THE ANTIDOTE! Dun dun duuuuuuuuhn!

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted but then I run In and scream at you for reading such horrible comics.

I wish it was my 12th birthday!

[q.c.™]

You are only eleven? My gosh.. that's corrupted enough you skipped a year and went to 13.. then died 13 days later.




I wish it was my 18th brithday =D

[The Shrub Dragon]

You turn 18, but then a lightning bolt hits you and you turn into a robot.

I wish I could be in Higurashi

[Toshiku Yumari]

you get a million dollars, then you set off a firework to celebrate, and you burn all your money.



that would suck, mowed all those lawn with that dude watching for nothing.


i wish i had a million dollars, that wouldn't burn up.