Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, but Al-kida attacks it.

I wish I had more money.

[Webby2]

Granted. You get one extra penny.

I wish I had a cow.

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, but it gives you mad cow disease.

I wish that there were no terrorists.

[Spook]

Granted but more arrive in the later years rendering your wish Pointless.

I wish I had a Pet Haunter

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, but it steals your soul.

I wish I was a PKMN.net mod.

[Toshiku Yumari]

granted, but now some people are afraid of you.


i wish i could go into the pokemon world.

[Spriter Neb]

Granted, but Giratina sucks you into the Distortion World.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[master1]

Granted. You wish to be on fire.
*puts a burning match in your underwear*

I wish my camera would charge faster.

[Toshiku Yumari]

granted, it charged so fast it blew up.



i wish that i could think of a good wish to wish, cuz i got nothing.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

You think think of the wish, but then you get amnesia and forget EVERYTHING.

I wish for cookies

[Mr. Shadow2]

Granted but your second row does not work which means you have to copy and paste letters over and over again.



I wish my wishes were never corrupted.

[Danse Macabre ( 6,6)]

Granted but your second row does not work which means you have to copy and paste letters over and over again.



I wish my wishes were never corrupted.

Granted, your mouth is sealed shut so you can't wish. You don't wish, noone can corrupt the wishes.


I wish dolphins were never caught in tuna nets.

[Danse Macabre ( 6,6)]

Granted, now they're being caught in fish nets.


I wish I could take back the time I've wasted from my life and spend it on something useful. D:

You're reduced back to a spermatazoa... oops! You missed the egg this time!!

I wish that Heart Gold & Soul Silver end up being great games.

[master1]

Granted. You are now compelled to name your future kids Heartgold and Soulsilver, causing them to get beat up in school.

I wish for prawns! =D

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but people have already eaten them.

I wish for one penny.