Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted you then go into a time loop of wishing for another wish for all of time.

I wish I could complete my file on MD2

[Ownageduck]

Granted, as long as you give me the pleasure of dropping your cartridge down the toilet.

I wish somebody wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

[master1]

Granted, somebody else does.

I wish to be a fruitbat. :3

Which means people like you so much they want to take your skin and use it as wallpaper, and use your blood as moisturiser just so they can be close to you.

Sounds hot.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted, the government announces the resr of this year Fruitbat Season.

Granted, as long as you give me the pleasure of dropping your cartridge down the toilet.

I greatly enjoy that considering I HATE MD2! That's why I want to beat it, so I don't have to play it ever again.

Back on topic, I wish I would die a painful death.

[master1]

Granted, but you come back as a fly. Buzzy. :B

I wish I wasn't so bored I revisited this topic so soon that I made a post sandwich with Lemon Demon as the lemony filling that makes it so tasty.

... I also wish that made sense.

[progartpkmn98]

OK, you're not bored and made 3 cents off of it.

I wish for a clean cup full of clean, nonpoisonous water in front of me.

[master1]

Granted. *A used sports cup, perfect for sliding into a jockstrap of equal stench, appears before you. It is filled with water.*

I wish for acceptance. And a stuffed bear.

[Webby]

Granted. You are now accepted into Hell, but the bear has been accepted into Heaven. Tough luck. >:

I wish I had cheese. :3
... No, I don't actually like cheese.

[Webby2]

Granted. But as you said, you don't like it.

I wish that I met a talking Beaver called Herman.

[Webby]

Granted, but it speaks in Portugese so you can't understand a word it says.

I wish I wish I was a fish. :3

[Webby2]

Granted. You stink, and you can't live on land.

I wish I was a fish with lungs that smelt nice.

[progartpkmn98]

Granted, but you have a fish disease that kills you as soon as you are born.

I wish

[Ownageduck]

You wish for and empty line...awesome. You can have the empty line, as long as this line is a maneating snake in disguise.

I wish to be an astronaut xD

[q.c.™]

Sure, but they never gave you a suit. Said you were too fat for one. Have fun in space!



I wish that I could get more silly putty D=

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted you open the egg and an insane Muk jumps on you.

I wish I was at Burger King right now.