Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[master1]

Granted. You could fly, if you had wings. You don't. The potential is there, though. Good for you. ^^

I wish I was everything.

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted. Now that you're everything, there's nothing else left.

I wish nothing bad could ever ever ever happen to me ever.

[Hicky]

Granted, but your tax is increased, which is technically a good thing to happen to you because you are a philanthropist to the government, but now you lose money.

I wish for a chacalaca.

[Jarl ulfric stormcloak]

wish greanted 
*chichuawa apears
I wish the next wish wasnt corrupted

[Massacre\\♥]

well, guess what?
it was corrupted(:

i wish my ex-friend matt would stop being a jerk,
&- we'd become friends again.

[Webby2]

Granted. Instead of a jerk, he became a pretzel.

I wish I could fly.

[Liam]

You fly but you have a timer and you fly over a volcano and it runs out and you fall in and...

THEN A BIG GORILLA SAVES YOU!!

but soon after gets hungry and eats you. :c

I wish the forums would have more .

[jjas132]

Granted, but the huge wall of  's crush you.

I wish I had wifi!

[Liam]

You get wi-fi but then you start to trade your shinies and then the wi-fi breaks and you lose your Pokémon.

I wish I could teleport home from school.

[Joey, the Lucario Kid]

Granted, but it breaks and you end if in the middle of the African Savannah.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Webby]

Granted. You are capable of breathing when water is situated in a glass directly above your head.

I wish I had a book.

[XK|X Litwick]

Granted. But the book wont open until you find its key.

I wish the next person to post gets its wish granted.

[EMPIRE]

Granted Pixie Lott marrys me =D

I wish Pixie actually would..

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted. Lotts of Pixies will invade your home and ask to marry you.

[IceRain]

Granted! your house explodes and is considered an act of god by your insurance company =P (well she didn't wish for anything xP)

I wish I was a Flareon <3