Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Normandy]

Granted, but when you play it, it falls apart.


I wish that we never had war.

[Moon Chaser]

granted, but before it take affect war is declared across the whole world.

I wish that it would rain for an hour.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but it's black rain i.e. nuclear fallout

I WISH... for 10000 internets

[Buttons The Plural™]

granted but you may never eat food again and have to intake it though a drip. completely unrelated internet and food... but at least you have internets!

I wish i didn't just inhale my lip stud D:

[MOP]

Granted, you swallow your lips instead.

I wish I was a fish, flying through the sky...

[Buttons The Plural™]

Granted... but fish can't breathe in air... so you die.

I wish i could spawn awesome Japanese food whenever i wanted right in front of me.

[MOP]

Granted....you know how women "spawn" babies...yeah. 

I wish the frog in the garden had a friend, he looks so lonely. 

[Buttons The Plural™]

Granted....you know how women "spawn" babies...yeah. 

I wish the frog in the garden had a friend, he looks so lonely. 

Granted but... (i don't wanna be mean to the froggy D:) but... but... you will never make to the bathroom in time ever again!! Or both frogs will die of aids... you can pick >.>

[MOP]

^ It seems my bladder will be in trouble.  =[

I wish for an end to world hunger indecisiveness.

[ShiraBliss]

Granted, but now nobody gets along. I hope you're happy

I wish that I could get over my phobia!!!!

[Buttons The Plural™]

Granted - but now you have a phobia of NOODLES!

I wish i had a camera

[MOP]

Granted. But its a Victorian camera and therefore rubbish. (But kind of cool. =] )

I wish I had more "last post by ..." mentions on the forum games page than the above poster. 

[AlphaBetaDelta]

Granted, but your account is deactivated.
I wish I had  a set of new guitar strings.

[Buttons The Plural™]

granted but they all break within a few days of using them.

I wish i didn't have to go out today

[Pokemon Isshu Lover 593]

You n3v3r CaN GO OUTSIDE AGAIN---GAIN--AIN-IN-N-*BOOM*

You can never go outside again. :happy:

Wanna know what I need? A life.