Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Darkwing]

Granted but as you wished for nothing... the something manifests as a shiny Snorlax landing on your legs.

I wish for a tattoo of the Pai Zhuq logo on the skin of my left gluteal.

[spritey]

Granted but the tattoo is done very poorly and looks like a bunch of scribbles instead of a Pai Zhuq logo.

I wish this wish was cursed and whoever corrupts it would turn into a piece of aluminum foil.

[~XxPlastic-SmilesxX~]

Well your wish is corrupted by a piece of aluminum foil.
I wish for a potato. So I could nom it. :3

[Darkwing]

Granted, but there is a bit of metal in it that blows it up and damages the Microwave when you use said machine to bake it quickly.

I wish for my own bus like Priscilla.

[spritey]

Granted, but the bus blows up due to a car bomb and while you were in it.

I wish this wish got majorly corrupted. And was remembered in wish corruption history.

[Darkwing]

Granted... but it makes you seem like the wish answer to that annoying Austrian.

I wish for the next person to have good luck.

[Caldoran]

Unfortunately this person wishes for the previous person's wish to be nullified and thus this person does not have good luck.

How tragic.

I wish for the next person's first sentence to be nullified.

[TrickTester]

Justin bieber is male.

granted but all the fangirls hate you for nullified it.

i wish i didn't wear matching socks

[Backsauce]

Granted, but the socks come alive and eat your legs and move on to your families legs and then to your neighbors legs and then to  the legs of the world!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-oh yea
I wish for a stick that i can name sticky

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, you cause a ripple in the dimensions and get banished to limbo.

I wish Linux was easier to understand.

[spritey]

Granted but it's still not easy for you to understand.

I wish I had a limousine.

[Backsauce]

granted, but its purple!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
i wish for another stick that I can name sticky! 

[MzLuluZombi]

Granted, but you are now stuck in the last few minutes of a Vicar of Dibley episode, in a situation where you have to try and explain a stick joke to Alice Tinker, for all eternity. Good luck with that.

I wish for ellipses.

[Darkwing]

Granted... although the Djinn decides that you meant Eclipses, and gives you multiple copies of the Twilight saga complete with a limited edition poster of RPatz in a speedo.

I wish for a movie version of Young Justice.

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted, but you can't see it. You go blind once it hits theatres.

I wish I could see the Underground Lake geyser with the Volbeat and Illmisue flying around it.