Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but I make no wish.

[lugia95]

Granted, but because you make no wish, Hicky gets mad and bans you from this topic.

I wish my wshes were impossible to corrupt.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted,but they were corrupted.

I wish I could get inside the Krusty Krab to get away from the Mad Snail Disease zombies(big meme oppertunity!)

[EMPIRE]

granted! buuuut you die because you can't breath underwater.

i wish to be married to katy perry <3

[Backsauce]

Granted, but she divorces you the nest day and steals your house, your money and all of your possessions.
I wish for a new friend!

[Webby]

Granted. Your new friend is a pebble called Tarquin who mysteriously disappears on the eve of your first day out together. You never see Tarquin again.

I wish I had more hot chocolates.

[Backsauce]

Granted, but I stole them all and fed them to a cactus named Peru!

[spritey]

Since you had no wish, I kill all Jynx in the world. I also break your DS and destroy your games and wreck your house and destroy hacking devices if you have, etc. Cruel enough?

I wish for the next person to have a bad egg that could not be traded and would corrupt the next poster's save file.

[Darkwing]

Granted, but the corruption backfires and gives me a Meloetta with a perfect balance of Nature and EVs.

I wish for Disney to continue producing high level comedy like Im In The Band, and Pair Of Kinkgs.

[lugia95]

Granted, but the disney channel stops working in your end everyone you knows houses, so you cant watch it.

I wish this is the final post in the topic.

[Backsauce]

granted, but it's not.

I wish that all the things that unown addict did wasn't reversed!

[Skyler and Blazer]

Granted. They all turn towards you and tear every bit of flesh from your skeleton.

I wish that Michael Jackson wasn't dead.....

[lugia95]

Granted, but as soon as he returns from the dead, he suffocates inside his coffin.

I wish it was Friday.

[Backsauce]

granted, but it's the 13th and you die because you stand under a latter and an airplane crashes into you 5 seconds after you step away from the ladder!

I wish for a bag of sticks named sticky!

[Hahex and Oshawott]

Granted, but then a hoard of farfech'd come along and steal it, then beat you to death with their amazing +atk stat.

I wish Rebecca Black never sang "Friday"