Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[spritey]

Granted. Its vocal cords were damaged and it can't bark. The neighbors notice this and kill you. =0

I wish for a cold ice tea drink that is unsweetened.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, but there is a fly in it.

I wish for a blueberry muffin.

[spritey]

Granted. Water spilled on it and now it's all soggy and unpleasant.

I wish for a Dsi.

[lk_01112]

Granted but it's already broken by the time you got it.

I wish I had a brand new plasma tv.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but for some reason you try to hang it on your wall. It falls. It breaks. On your head. You die.

I wish I was fairly decent at online gaming.

[lugia95]

Granted, but everyone else improves too, meaning you still sck compared to everyone.

I wish for an immediate pass at all my exams.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, but since you didn't study you don't know the material and once you get a job related to your studies, they fire you immediately.  You're now stuck unemployed.

I wish for the humidity to be lower.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Oh no. I thought you said humanity. Well humanity is lower.

I wish new episodes of every show I know would come on.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, but a thunderstorm comes up and knocks your power out.

I wish for a bunny.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted but it was Dawn's Buneary which wasn't used to its new master. You're currently frozen from ice beam.

I wish everyone but me and select few that I choose are frozen in ice.

[spritey]

Granted. Everyone else is frozen in ice, but you are set on fire.

I wish for spikes to fall down at the person below and not hurt me.

[ScottishFoldLover]

Granted, but the person below has an espeon with magic bounce, so the spikes are sent right back at you.

I wish for some ice cream.

[OranBerrySandvich]

Granted, but it's actually a Vanilluxe. It gets angry. It attacks you. You die.

I wish to that the RP board got more activity. Good activity.

[Nightmare Eater]

Granted. Now the RP board is currently spammed with several really long and boring  posts.

I wish for a wish, a consequence and a corruption.

[Mr.Mewtwo]

Granted.You got a Jirachi,a Deoxys and a Shadow Lugia.Think about it...and what they'd do to you.

I wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish for a wish that allows me to wish.