Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[AlexanM2]

Granted... but your past self reveals himself to you and you realize you use to be a handsome , muscular, smart boy... but now you are a girl. Mwhahaha! Plus its EXTREMLEY impolite for Japanese girls to be masculine..... so you're doomed!

I wish that I was the champion of the Hunger Games! (May the odds be in my favor!!! (?))
P.s. Yeah I changed my avatar... heehee

[Stmacl]

wow someone complimented me...

Anyways GRANTED!!! You become the champion but when you return home your family thinks you can go without food and you starve to death anyways.

WAIT I HAVE THE IMPOSSIBLE WISH!!!

But I won't wish for it incase it does get granted

Instead I wish I could go into a game!!

[LightBlue]

Granted! You get teleported into a pokemon game of all things! How fun! But you soon discover that you are trapped inside the game and since none of the food in the game is real, you starve to death. How fun!

I wish this box of candy I have here wasn't empty... =(

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted... but its a melted ice pack that has no use....

I wish I could travel through time as Doctor Who's first boy companion in the Tardis!

...so what was Adric? Or If we are talking male in general, Ian?


Granted. It has a turd in it

I wish I was a bird (because then I could introduce myself as the word)

[Draghost999]

Granted... but its a melted ice pack that has no use....

I could drink it.

Granted. You are a bird. You are a bad bird. So you are a bad word. People hate you. They kill you.

I wish for cosmo and wanda.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted! You get a lifetime subscription to Cosmo magazine and Wanda Sykes! Lucky you!

I wish my dishes would wash themselves!

[Stmacl]

Granted!! They wash themselves, then becoming sentient they dominate the world.

I wish that I owned Valve, Apple and Microsoft.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You are now the proud owner of a shut off valve, an apple, and microsoft fabric!

I wish I had more motivation to clean!

[Stmacl]

Granted!! Your motivation to clean is so high that you end up ripping off parts of your body in an attempt to be more sanitary.

I wish I had another wish, that gets used in the same way as this wish!!

[Draghost999]

Granted, and it also gets corrupted in the same way.

I wish for Captain Jigglypuff to stop staring at me.

[Stmacl]

Granted!! He's now staring at a mirror that reflects onto you.

I wish that I could time travel!!

[Draghost999]

Granted. You get stuck way back in time, so computers TV and video games don't exist. So you can't talk to us on PKMN.NET anymore. Goodbye.

I wish for a white Lincoln Navigator (sweet car, in my opinion.)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. You get the car...





















...With NO engine in it!!!!

I wish I had a cute fluffy little Yorkie!

[Stmacl]

Granted!! But it's dead...

I wish for more desu!!!   

[Draghost999]

Granted, but what's a desu? I can't grant the wish because I don't know what it is.

I wish I could party all night.