Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy a hitmonchu?

Only a trillion hyrulian rupees

[XephHunter]

Would you like a self exposed pancake? I like them too but I don't think Blaziken can handle the power.

[quack98]

How would you like to buy the latest invention: KFB.

That's right: Kentucky Fried Blaziken

Available in Sainsburys from 1/8/13

[XephHunter]

Blaziken, I will kill you yesterday. Goodbye.

[Hitmonchu]

Wut?
Oh, I'd love to sell you a

[XephHunter]

Foot

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy a ban? Now they are free for all trolls.

[Hitmonchu]

Have you ever wanted a
third foot?
Well now they are for sale!
Order now and get a package of free ramen noodles made out of jelly!
Only $575868586 per foot*

* including the feet you already own

[lugia95]

How would you like to buy a real life Lugia plushie? Only £10,000!

[SirBlaziken]

Would you like to buy a lightbulb made of jelly? Only $1,000,000,000,000

[NTN]

*Talking like a shady Mexican drug dealer* How would you like to buy my secret stash of marijuana?

ONLY $-35,000,000,000,000,000!

Warning: I am not responsible for missing products before purchase.

[Hitmonchu]

Would you like a free sack of money?
Well too bad.

[SirBlaziken]

How would like to buy a personality? Only 50,000,000,000,000,000

[glash101]

How would you like to buy=
The newest invention,A LIFE! Only:
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 and 25,000,000 cents.

Plus 3 forums,Your house,and Your Mom in taxes

[SirBlaziken]

how would you like to buy a pokenerd? Not just any pokenerd, a pokenerd who tries to sell you a life

only  $47,000,000