Failed Instructions.

[glash101]

1. Catch a geodude
2. Evolve it into Golem
3. Shove pie in it's face
4. while it's wiping the pie off it's face,take his 'em' off
5. Find an A.
6. Shove it between the o and a l.
7. Sum: Golem - em = Gol + A = Goal!

How do you make Magikarp look like an .exe?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Ask a noob if they want to trade for a zekrom
2. Trade magikarp to said noob.

how do you play whack a mole?

[glash101]

1. Steal thors hammer
2. Smash all moles
3. You will be kicked out for smashing a face with a concrete hammer.

How do you dance the tango while the song 'it's peanut butter jelly time' is playing?

[SirBlaziken]

1. dance the tango
2. start playing the song
3. dance to the pb j time song not knowing why you are in a banana suit

how do you hunt ducks

[sans the skeleton]

1. find a duck
2. shoot it
3. there you go, you've hunted a duck

How do you cat?

[Hitmonchu]

1. skin a cat
2. wear the skins
3. say meow

How do you become a brony?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Be a boy
2. watch my little pony
3. become bronyspriter

how do you troll

[glash101]

1. Go to a river
2. Find a bridge.
3. live under it.

How do you make a ?ekac etalocaohc

[quack98]

1: Put Ruolf, Rettub an Ragus in a bowl
2: add Redwop Aococ
3: Put it in the Nevo at 081^oC
4: You have your thing

How do you build a time machine?

[glash101]

1. Get a timer
2. Get a machine.
3. Get Duck tape
4. Duck tape the timer onto the machine.

You did say timedmachine lol right?

How do you make egabbac?

[SirBlaziken]

1. get 2 b's, 2 a's, a g, a c, and an e
2. Squish them together

How to hit a ground rule double

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1. Pour a double shot of whiskey in a glass
2. Place a ruler in the glass
3. Hit ground with the glass

How to save a life?

[sans the skeleton]

1. you don't. life saves you.

How do you punch Bronyspriter over the internet?

[quack98]

1. place yourself about a foot away from him
2. Put a wireless modem between you
3. punch over it.

How do you paraglide?

[sans the skeleton]

1. Break your spine
2. Obtain wings (drinking red bull is preferable, or you could rip off the wings of a duck)
3. Jump off a building. Or rather, since you're now paralyzed, get thrown off of it. You should paraglide if your wings work correctly.

How do you gangham style?