Sell Something Utterly Ridiculous to the Above Poster

[Hitmonchu]

so now im for sale.....
would you like to buy a
genuine beeswax popsicle?
only for 556546

[SirBlaziken]

/would you like to buy a one use ban hammer for $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000?

[NTN]

so now im for sale.....
would you like to buy a
genuine beeswax popsicle?
only for 556546

ShinyBlaziken made you think of "beeswax" when he said "earwax."

How would you like to buy a ShinyBlaziken point only infinity dollars!

Ha ha. You're trying to make your fake points seem as important as the ones that started them. They'll never be cause you're arrogant and we can all see that. You are sooooooooo begging for attention right now!

You'll never get it.




But you know what you will get?


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A chained-up, gagged Modminion soldier,

for free!

[SirBlaziken]

They were discontinued, with the deletion rat, delete anything with the deletion rat, only $20 when you order direct!

[Hitmonchu]

I'll take a Deletion Rat.
But deletion rat food, made from raw fish and coconuts from Hawaii,
Costs 800 dollars

[SirBlaziken]

How about a block of ice shaped like a Fish? It also tastes like oranges. Only $10,000,000 an ounce

[Hitmonchu]

How about a truck made out of purple plastic?
It has stripes that taste like barbecue.
If you order now, we'll cut the price by $1, and fill the car with beef jerky!
Only 300$ per pound!
Call 555-543-CAR to order.

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy magic powers. Well, ur not allowed

[Hitmonchu]

Here's some better grammar.
Only €50 every time you use it!

[SirBlaziken]

nope, no grammers for mez

How about a fish taco? But not just any fish taco, one that swims! Only 1 soul each!

[Hitmonchu]

Would you like a yellow  ?
Not just any , a that rolls!
Only foot dollars !

[SirBlaziken]

How would you like to buy a SB coin, only infinity dollars!

[Mr. Apple]

would you like some toenail clippings? just 10 bucks for a box full of 'em!

[SirBlaziken]

how would you like to buy a duck, not just any duck, a duck that quacks, only 5 billion euros

[Hitmonchu]

How'd you like to buy
A TRAINED AMOEBA?It can:

• Jump though a sewing needle hole!
• Eat microbes!
• Paint a piece of wood!*
• Sit!
• Stay!
• Breathe!

Order now for the low, low price of 30 dollars!
Takes 30 years to grow an amoeba. Amoeba size may vary. Amoeba color may vary. This company is not responsible for missing products.
*Splinter