Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you're one of the ones who die, and not resurrected.

I wish school didn't start for another month.

[glash101]

Granted,but that month is for extra homework and summer school.

I wish I was a planet.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but you are Venus. The one covered in gas. Enjoy.

I wish to be wealthy.

[quack98]

Granted, but you have no friends

I wish to be Robin (Dick Grayson)!

(Ha, that sorts that corruption...)

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you die

I wish for tacos.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but they fall from the sky and crush you.

I wish for my sister to stop bugging me.

[glash101]

Granted,but now brother has started bugging you.


I wish I was the moon,but nothing bad happens.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but a new, bigger moon replaces you.

I wish for bacon

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but you suddenly become a vegetarian for no apparent reason.

I wish for a mansion.

[quack98]

Granted, but it's a model of a mansion

I'm going to hav one more shot at my wish:

I wish to be Robin(Dick Grayson), alive and well!

[SirBlaziken]

granted, but  It's only a costume, and you're you.

I wish I was mario

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, and you just fell down a bottomless pit. *Dramatic noises*

I wish I had burgers.

[glash101]

Granted but they are poisonous.

I wish I was Groudon.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Granted, but I just used Grass Knot. :3

I wish I could learn every move.

[quack98]

Granted but you have 1 in every stat

@Blaze, we all know I'd make a better Robin anyway 

I wish for a turkey