Glash's Super Awesome Non disaster Disaster game!

[SirBlaziken]

(There you go)

Oh no! I encountered another zubat in my pokemon game!

You are surrounded by half-starved lions and you're wearing lady gaga's meat dress.

[NTN]

Oh no! I'm late for work!

You get run over and mugged.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! You ate my snickers!

Chocolate is eradicated from the earth.

[NTN]

I hate chocolate

Oh no! I don't know what I'm "Oh no"-ing about!

You get crushed by a table.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! This table was poorly built!

A snorlax sits on you.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no, I cant reach my sammich! (huge disaster)

You just drank a can of poison.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! Arceus won the pokemon power bracket!

A hyper beam is aimed at you.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! They killed Kenny!

Ghetsis is attacking everyone using El Drago!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! He stole my grilled cheese sandwich!

You are dropped into a vat of acid.

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! It contaminated my Cola.

Giant snails are attacking.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! The Big Bang Theory has been canceled. (Actually a huge disaster)

Pokemon have come alive and try to kill us.

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no! I forgot to buy Twinkies!


You have been diagnosed with terminal cancer and have a week to live.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! My birthday is in 8 days!

You have been an over by a semi!

[Hitmonchu]

Oh no! I can't reach my slushie!

You're standing on top of a space station.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! How is THAT bad?

Someone touched Foxy Love's Funyuns and now she's on a shooting rampage!