Glash's Super Awesome Non disaster Disaster game!

[Meowstic Royalty]

Oh no! I only had one pig left on a really hard Angry Birds level!


Air is poisonous.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! My dog ate my homework!

Sheldon Cooper understands sarcasm. (Virtual cookies for anyone who gets the reference, although it's not that hard)

[glash101]

Oh no! I forgot to airlift the toilet XD

It's raining bees

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! Me yak learned how to sing!

Yaks can sing.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! I'm DEAF!

A tidal wave carrying flapper girls on surfboards dancing the Charleston is going to destroy the city!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I don't know what a flapper girl is.

A new strain of Hepatitis has been revealed, is extremely deadly and painful, and everyone has it!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! I lost a contact!

A cat dressed as a cheeseburger is running people over with a steamroller.

[NTN]

A cat dressed as a cheeseburger is running people over with a steamroller.

I see that every day on Adult Swim.

Oh no! I forgot to walk my dog!

I remember that I don't have a dog, so I rob a bank.

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! We all lost the game!

A dog in an ice cream costume is blasting people with a freeze ray.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! I'm cold blooded!

A hideou gypsy women is trying to seduce every guy in the city to run away with her!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I didn't get a drink!

All the water has turned into lava!

[glash101]

Oh no! Justin beiber is still alive!(That really is a chrisis)

Jirachi is using Doom desire!
(In parenthese,next poster please rate my game)

[SirBlaziken]

(8 of 10)

Oh no! My goldfish can play hockey!

Llamas have been mutated and can kill use telepathically.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Oh no! I forgot my wallet!

A giant angry Tickle Me Elmo is destroying Townsville!

[SirBlaziken]

Oh no! I just got a parking ticket!

Whales now have humans as their main food source