...but then...

[SirBlaziken]

Its head emerged from the TV and fell on the floor and crashed the entire house down. Mikasa had killed it, its body had fallen out of the TV.

Thank you. I didn't want to become titan food.

I was writing a story....

But then you were forced to watch the entire King of the Hill series! 

I was reading Attack on Titan manga, but then.....

[Captain Jigglypuff]

The manga came alive and the Titans suddenly start singing Soft Kitty and actually become quite friendly and peaceful. The only problem is they are all terrible singers and everyone is afraid to tell them. The singing breaks glass and causes unbearable pain to all who hear it.

I was making coffee....

[SirBlaziken]

But then I drank it....

I was making doughnuts.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

But then Homer Simpson waltzes right into the kitchen and ate them all. He even drinks the grease you were cooking them in!

I was playing SSF IV 3D Edition....

[SirBlaziken]

But then it broke.

I was breaking Jigglypuff's game, but then....

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You realize it's impossible to break because it's a download!

I was buying Shiny a special present....

[SirBlaziken]

But then I opened it and it punched the next user to post in the face!

I was waiting for the punchline....

[Delicious_Scout]

... but then you tried to make two Falcon Punches collide. How silly of you.

I was trying to sing along Vlad, but then...

[SirBlaziken]

You sounded like Miley Cyrus

I was trying to watch the 1980's Clue movie, but then....

[Captain Jigglypuff]

You married Mrs. White and end up dead like her first two husbands!

I was feeding my Yorkie some shrimp scampi....

[Delicious_Scout]

... but then your pet sued you because it found that the food was of bad quality.

I was playing "wow such doge very hunt", but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Santa came in and kidnaps you to force you to work in a sweatshop making cheap toys that fall apart upon playing with them for the very first time!

I was making some tea....

[SirBlaziken]

But then you were sucked into a portal that took you back to the Opium Wars. And you were in the middle of a mass shooting....

I was eating candy, but then...

[Captain Jigglypuff]

A neon green squirrel with a sugar addiction steals it right before a car hits and splatters him getting blood and guts all over your candy! (Bet you can't figure out the reference!)

I was doing laundry....

[Delicious_Scout]

... but then Spriter forced you to turn you tino Rotom-W, thus you become his slave. Foreover. Because Spriter is imortal.

I was telling Captain Jigglypuff not to kill people in the "...but then..." and "Make a wish. Have it horribly corrupted" sections, but then...