Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[SirBlaziken]

^Erm.... Lucario is UU and my Ubers team is full, plus regular blaziken is already banned. :/

Granted, but it's actually a dog, with a duck on its back.

I wish that my circle pad wouldn't get stuck so much.

[Neotenens]

Granted. You no longer have a circle pad.

I wish for Zinnia and N to be in the same game, and actually have fully fleshed out and elaborated upon stories.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. Zinnia and N, after some differences, fall in love with each other and the shipping intensifies. Unfortunely, Reshiram and Zekrom are not pleased and call Kyurem to merge with it so that Kyurem-BlackandWhite is born. It resembles like a dragnoish Michael Jackson, and it destroys za warudo with an Hyper Voice.

I wish I could finish my 1:24 '93 Rally of Montecarlo Winner Toyota Celica model properly.

[Mockery for One]

Granted, but, unfortunately, God hates you after that, so you have a stroke and DIE.


I wish for the most inopportune things to happen to me.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted; these things happen, but they also befall to your loved beings, included the producers of My Little Pony. Now Celestia is know as Princess Onehoof (and not as Cairne Bloodhoof).

I wish for a non-lethal box of cereals.

[the bread dragon]

granted, the box is okay but the cereal itself is laced with anthrax.

i wish for a pet dog! ^-^

[Mockery for One]

Granted, the dog has rabies, and he bites you and everyone you love. You DIE.



I wish for the funny flying four foxes.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted; they later turn into the Four Dead Horsemen, and the plague consumes you. (At least Faerlina is now your sidekick.)

I wish for a red button.

[Neotenens]

Granted. You press it, and nuclear war begins.

I wish to have a stormy, rocky island in the middle of the Atlantic all to myself.

[Dorchadas]

Granted, but the nuclear war blows it up and your ship gets blown off course on route to it and you end up on Lian Yu.

I wish i wasn't so obsessed with Arrow.

[Delicious_Scout]

Granted. Now you are obsessed with He-Man, and you eventually end up dressing as Adam. All days.

I wish a Legendary card for myself in Hearthstone.

[Dorchadas]

Granted, but you take ten damage every time a Murloc appears.

I wish I had enough money for ORAS.

[Neotenens]

Granted. It's counterfeit.

I wish that the legendaries would actually spawn in Omega Ruby (seriously, I've met all the requirements, but they won't show up)

[Dorchadas]

Granted, but you have to look up a walkthrough or something first.

I wish I had a way to wish something in this thread without having it corrupted.

[Dorchadas]

So ironic that I killed the topic that way.