Favorite Gaming Quotes

[SirBlaziken]

Everyone has those quotes from games that make them laugh, hold a place in their heart, or make them think wtf every time they hear/see them. So why not share them here with everyone? Let's see if anyone likes the same quotes as you, may they be cheesy life lessons or hilarious one liners. Explanations are nice but not required.

"Pick a god and pray." - Fredrick (Fire Emblem: Awakening)
"Yay! Blood!" - Henry (Fire Emblem: Awakening)

Fredrick's can be said when you get one of his abilities (like Luna for example) or a crit to activate, while Henry's is sometimes said when he kills an enemy (and considering that he likes blood and killing, it makes sense).

[Meowstic Royalty]

"A DARK CACKLE ECHOES DOWN YOUR SPINE,
LONGING TO ESCAPE THROUGH ANY ORIFICE"
- Announcer for the Dark Guitar Maniac boss, Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 4


"I'll punch you like a BBRRRRAAAAAPPPP"
- Barney Gumble, The Simpsons Game

[Lord Raven]

"This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain, or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands!" - Auron

"Here, dogs of the Chronicle! Let the world feast on my soul! Bah... To hell with your "spiritual awakenings"... I know what I want... I just want to see it... ...The world you'd give yourself to create, my dear boy Ernst... He is the only hope left in the world... If I can't protect that hope, then what other use is my life?" - I won't spoil it, but it's from Radiant Historia.

"That is one giant pussy!" - Yuri Hyuga from Shadow Hearts: Covenant

"The future I want is the one that I create for myself. Even if it costs me my own soul." - Yuri Hyuga from Shadow Hearts: Covenant

"Not long now until Yuri meets the girl of his dreams." - Another Shadow Hearts: Covenant quote.

"I am the morning sun, come to vanquish the horrible night." - Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia

"I am lightning, the rain transformed." - Raiden in MGS4

"This is it, brother; Our final moment. The battle has ended, but we are not yet free! The war is over... but... You and I still have a score to settle." - Liquid Ocelot in MGS4

"This is good... isn't it?"
"Ever since the day I killed The Boss with my own hands, I... was already dead." - Big Boss, MGS4

"Even if a pawn becomes a queen, it is still just a playing piece" - President Johnson, MGS2

"Just because soldiers are on the same side right now doesn't mean they always will be. Having personal feelings about your comrades is one the worst sins you can commit. Politics determine who you face on the battlefield. And politics are a living thing. They change along with the times. Yesterday's good might be tomorrow's evil." - The Boss, MGS3

"People's values change over time. And so do the leaders of a country. So there's no such thing as an enemy in absolute terms. The enemies we fight are only in relative terms, constantly changing with the times." - The Boss, MGS3

[Petzbreeder]

Pretty much everything Overseer Harkun says in Star Wars the Old Republic.
He is a total loser and you can't help but not take him seriously every time he talks.

[Shaymin]

"Swooping is bad." - Alistair, Dragon Age Origins

"Deal. With. It." - Cassandra, Dragon Age Inquisition

[Kerou 犠牲]

Anything Mickey Rourke says in Rogue Warrior

[Mockery for One]

Some TF2 examples.

Scout = I'm gonna sBONK!!!
Medic = OOPS. That was not medicine!
Demoman = And I'm not giving them to you.
Soldier = Unless it's a farm!
Spy = HAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH You live in a VAN!!! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA
Heavy = U r DED! Not big suprise :3
Engineer = THIS THING AIN'T ON AUTOPILOT SON!!

[Ledyba]

Please keep them appropriate and rule following guys, thank you!

[The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA]

Please keep them appropriate and rule following guys, thank you!

Well there goes all my "No More Heroes" quotes.

[SirBlaziken]

Please keep them appropriate and rule following guys, thank you!

To be honest, I thought they would've had more sense than that. Thank you.

Hayaaaaaa! - Link from every game he's been in

[Milsap]

Please keep them appropriate and rule following guys, thank you!

So my list of GTA V quotes will have to go away for now...


"On a scale of 0-10 it's a 'shut the hell up and fix me'"- You, Fallout 3
"Is there something you need killed, master?"- HK47, KOTOR II
"These guys think they can help the 'overseas situation' by financing militaristic dictators in exchange for arms and contracts."
"Hey, ain't that exactly what you do?"
"Well, kind of, but we get to pick our dictators." - Carl Johnson and Mike Toreno, GTA San Andreas.

[SaRo|Rapidash]

"This is the sea, as you can see" - random old guy in HGSS

"You fight like my grandma!"
"You fight your grandma?" - Harley Quinn & Nightwing in Injustice

"Catch me if you can" - The Flash in Injustice

"Alright, I think I hear a chocolate bar calling" - Doc Louis in SSB4

Hayaaaaaa! - Link from every game he's been in

Definitely the best link quote xD

[Sizacu]

There are so many from Kid Icarus: Uprising... But I can only think of two at the moment xD

"Floor ice cream gives you health!", Pit
"When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!", Hades

[SirBlaziken]

^Don't even get me started on KI: Uprising. So many funny quotes.

[Royal Twins]

Ah, where to begin.... this is part of the reason I love the games' stories.

"I've worn this darkened armour so long.. there's no mote of light left in me.. not even in my heart." - Cecil Harvey, Final Fantasy IV

"The future we see is not set in stone, there are infinite possibilities based on the paths we can choose. You should be well aware of this notion, for that is how you have always existed!.... It is not only you who has the right- every living being has the freedom to choose the path they walk. And that is the future." - Fiora, Xenoblade Chronicles.

"I don't know. It comes from the bottom of my heart. It shows me my enemy, and reveals the future I must change..." "Why should we care? What's important isn't whether you can see the future or not, it's the will to make a choice. And the strength to sieze our destiny. Our time has come. Our destiny is our own!" - Shulk, Xenoblade Chronicles