tell me your secrets [confessions thread]

[SirBlaziken]

ok can we stop playing into this guys weird attention kink by responding to his gross bait bc if i gotta read any more of it ill die

John, your secret must be that you like making ironic posts.

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

I love to kiss my picture of Natalie Portman to bed every night.

Sometimes I eat my nail clipping. Even the ones from my toes....

Sometimes I like to eat bacon grease. Mainly dipping bread into it

unngghhh dont stop im almost there

[sylar]

John, your secret must be that you like making ironic posts.

thats no secret my man i love self sabotage

[Kpyna]

i write gooey fanfics

confession: i already knew this because i saw you write it on a post on AskReddit a few months ago. i even replied but idk if you looked at the replies lol

also is the bacon grease thing so gross??? like y'all ever had pan fries or fried your toast with bacon and eggs in the bacon grease? please it cant just be me and cj on this one

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I oddly cannot tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke. They both taste exactly the same to me. Always have and I have no idea why I can't tell them apart.

[Inferna]

Depends on how thick the grease is I suppose like if it's all white then nah but if I'm making a fry up then I don't mind frying stuff in the same pan as bacon? I try not to use that much oil when I cook anyways. 
I'm a bit of a neat freak in the kitchen like I have to make things clean and orderly when I'm cooking but when I bake that just goes to pot cause it's for stress killing lmao.

In an ideal world I'd quite like to have my own business making my own cakes (not just birthday ones!) but I feel like there's that many people doing it now anyway so.

[the bread dragon]

Sometimes I like to eat bacon grease. Mainly dipping bread into it

no stop that now i don't approve get out

[Shaymin]

i lied i can whistle 3 ways

the normal way, through my teeth and the normal way but breathing in. the breathing in whistle is the strongest idk why

[Sizacu]

Hold on, hold on. Breathing in whistling counts as a different type of whistle?

[Clairefable]

Possibly... my mum can't whistle the normal way to save her life but can muster a toneless drone if she does the breathing in whistling.

I could whistle for Scotland. I'm always whistling... and getting told to shut up!

[SirBlaziken]

In an ideal world I'd quite like to have my own business making my own cakes (not just birthday ones!) but I feel like there's that many people doing it now anyway so.

If you want to do that, do it. Just have to make sure that the quality is really good and you also have to have a head for business. Having help to get the word out around town also won't hurt.

i write gooey fanfics

I'm actually writing a fanfic right now. Well, was. I just need to find the motivation to pick up a pencil and write.

As for my secret: I don't date for the two reasons listed:
A. If I wanted drama, I could get it from other sources quite easily.
B. Don't think i'm mentally ready to date.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

I am somewhat vindictive. I say somewhat because I may plot ideas about how I'd like to see the people who have offended me will fall into my trap and suffer my wrath as punishment for what they have done but never actually act it out. If I did, I'd have been locked away years ago. It's more of a way to vent a lot of anger for me. I usually have revenge thoughts but I just let karma do its thing because the people who have offended me can always fight back if I attack them, they can't fight karma from striking which is actually the best way to get revenge.

[Shaymin]

I am somewhat vindictive. I say somewhat because I may plot ideas about how I'd like to see the people who have offended me will fall into my trap and suffer my wrath as punishment for what they have done but never actually act it out. If I did, I'd have been locked away years ago. It's more of a way to vent a lot of anger for me. I usually have revenge thoughts but I just let karma do its thing because the people who have offended me can always fight back if I attack them, they can't fight karma from striking which is actually the best way to get revenge.

honestly bro i think u need to find some more chill

[Sizacu]

I really like walking on speed bumps... It's like a guilty pleasure.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

My guilty pleasure is popping bubble wrap until there are literally no bubbles left. I often jump on top of it to get them all. I also like paper shredders because I like watch the paper being ripped to shreds.